Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Texting Like a Champ

Last week I went on vacation to Puerto Vallarta in Jalisco, Mexico. This is how I chose to communicate with my friend Kristin back in New York.

I created my final message the night I arrived home. Fun fact: I was still reeling from my flight meds when I crafted that last message, and my drugs have a bit of an amnesic effect. The next morning I saw the words still spelled out on my desk, and for a minute I thought, "Who the fuck did this? Is somebody in my apartment? SHOW YOURSELF."

Then I remembered it was me, and I laughed to myself, and ordered a ham pizza on Seamless for breakfast.

If you like this, check out Kristin's blog. She's funny!


  1. I'm so jealous of how perfect Kristin's hot chocolate letters are.

    1. its chocolate icecream

    2. She meant in the chocolate powder.

    3. actually she used cocoa powder AND the ice cream.

    4. Whatever it is, it is still impressive!

  2. I hoped your face would get darker with each message... Disappointed

  3. Epic! Love the blog so much :D This is so freaking creative!! :D

  4. You make me happy and sad. Happy, because this is awesome. Sad because I want to do this, but know my friends would just be all "Lol wut?" Bad grammar included.

  5. I wanted to see a picture of the old man stalker.

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  7. Dear Gawd must top this though not sure it can be done!

    Ham Pizza? Really? Can I see the leathery dude??

  8. Will you and Kristin just date already? sheesh. ;-)

  9. You could just say the Kristin is your girlfriend already. We all know haha.

  10. This is just a promo for Seemless isn't it? ISN'T IT?

  11. You two are my otp

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  13. I would spell out this message to you in candy, but I don't think your comment box will let me. You should fix that.

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