Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Texting Level: Expert

A couple weeks ago I was in Las Vegas. My friend Kristin, who lives in New York, texted me via picture message and asked how my vacation was going. The following is a transcript of our conversation as it happened.

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Kristin always has the best advice. I haven't had sex with a single shark since she told me not to.

53 comments:

  1. I love you and Kristen so much.

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  6. If you don't marry this person, I will, heterosexuality be damned.

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    1. God forbid you just marry Adam... :P

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  7. Just pure adorable.



    And I never texted with "text" ever again :3

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  8. Needs more cake. Sexy, sexy lobster cake.

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  9. I thought what happened in the shark tank stayed in the shark tank.

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  10. This is absolutely amazing. I wish I had people like you two in my life!

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  15. Glorious ... just ... glorious. I'm partial to the creative use of keychains.

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  16. Cause and effect:
    Get on internet to read about T.S. Eliot for essay = get on facebook = read new Books of Adam = learn about shark aids = write essay on shark aids.

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  17. Bahahaha! This was hilarious and the pictures were quite beautiful!

    You're both talented photographers, if maybe a little crazy. :)

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  18. This is so clever and creative. You guys make me proud. Good job.

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  20. I love this entire thing, but I also love the fact that Kristen has a Me Gusta face hanging in her workspace.

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  22. Holy oven mitts fondling shark fins, Batman, that was good.

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  24. This is amazing. Must start doing this immediately. You guys are #1 BOSS for sure.

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  27. Hah! Brilliant! This is impressive.

    Also which Cirque show! All the permanent Cirque shows are only temptation of Vegas for me.

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  30. When's the wedding? I expect a picture text.

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  31. Why can't I find friends to do stuff like this with??

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  32. You are awesome and I love your blog. This is going directly onto my "Absurd" Pinterest board.

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  33. This is awesome. I shall have to try texting like this w/ my friend ^_^

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  34. Wow - you have BIG big toes - just like me. such a pain isn't it - socks wear out so fast, and finding the right shoes to fit.... surely this MUST be the subject of a future story...

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  35. You said you'd never tell!!! );

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  36. The way you emphasized that makes me think that now you're just having sex with sharks that are in relationships and just no longer ones that are single.

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  37. this is too cool. I almost can't believe it's a thing that happened.

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  38. Now, if you had sex with sharks while eating cereal I would have been impressed

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  39. Oh my gosh this is PHENOMENAL. I wish I could incorporate the phrase "Don't bang sharks, idiot" into my everyday conversations...

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  40. If you don't marry this girl, you're an idiot.

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  41. I actually am gonna beg you to just stay friends with this chick because platonic-ness is awesome.

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  43. you will be eaten by sharks way before you have sex with it.

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  44. Why is she your friend and not your wife? Unless she is your friend and also happens to be your wife... then cool.

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  45. If you haven't had sex with any single sharks, what about the ones already in relationships? Cause I think sharks get upset when they're cheated on.

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  47. Sweet! I now have a use for pic messaging, was not fond of the crap that usually flows! :)

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  48. Marry her. Or come out of closet already. Your babies would be gorgeous I tell you.

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