Thursday, June 30, 2011

Don't Make Me Over

For some reason, my readers weren't completely appalled with the Facebook drawings I did a while back. In fact, the requests came fast and hard (insert stupid sex joke here). Here's a selection of derpy drawings I did for your viewing pleasure. Pleasure for your eyeballs.

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153 comments:

  1. I feel like viking helmet guy has a wonderful life ahead of him.

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  2. ♥♥FABULOUSSS♥♥
    lol
    love it =]

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  3. Oh my goodness, these are outstanding. The resemblances are...they're just uncanny! You have an extreme talent, my friend.

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  4. I...I think I want to marry you. Yep, that's definitely love. Anyone who can draw caricatures of my family to distract me come Christmas time is way up there with my definition of 'dreamboat.'

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  5. I love the cat. Is it sad that I went through these hoping one would be me?

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  6. Dude. If Gay marriage were legal and you were gay, I would totally ask you to marry me. Amazing work!!

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  7. I just bought a mystery portrait. I'm praying for a Hippo, but am SO EXCITED to own an Adam original. Thanks for the option :) Love your work!!!

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  8. I love your art, but you draw girls the WEIRDEST. In a bad way.

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  9. FABULOUS! Actually, the girls you draw are awesome. Dare I say it?

    Legend-- wait for it...

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  10. Nice. I like your drawings!

    I stumbled upon your site a few months ago...your cat stories crack me up!

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  11. You left out the old man with the two dogs!

    Came across your work from reddit. Absolutely love it. The old guy with the two dogs and the conjoined one left me breathless from laughing so hard.

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  12. Hey! This is WaffleCopter from Reddit...our friend got us one of your portraits as a wedding gift (we're the grape eaters) and I just wanted to tell you THANK YOU and WE FUCKING LOVE IT! It's my favorite wedding gift, for real. You're awesome.

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  13. These are great... love the one of the two guys (Scooby Doo).
    I'm so tempted to send you a photo of my kids to draw; but also a bit terrified of what it could look like.

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  14. these. are. so. awesomeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  15. Phenomenal! I wish you'd signed your name on mine, since you didn't post it.

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  16. Alas, Scooby Doo Hat Wearing Man has stolen my (perfidious) heart.

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  17. This is just so freaking awesomely awesome!!!! You are the bomb. I love your cat drawings the most.
    Keep it up :)
    hugs from Australia.

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  18. I'm not jealous. I'm not jealous at all.

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  19. Ooo my favorite is the last one, I'm pretty sure every single girl has a picture just like that.

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  20. I love the guy in the viking helmet.

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  21. It is awesome work and i love this work and it looks so cute.

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  22. I love you man!
    I you will draw mine I promise to send you candy.

    https://www.facebook.com/noalp

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  24. That's trashtacular. Love it!

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  25. These are amazing! Good laugh of the day. :D

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  26. "The Old Man With The Two Dogs" That's my husband and our pups. I'm going to have that engraved on a little brass plaque to hang below the framed original. Love the sketch Adam and love your comment Lichhang.

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  27. The second one with a cat is my favorite - the cat's expression is just priceless. Great work!

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  28. Dude. You are the best thing ever.

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  29. You make everyone look so beautifully sketchy. So much derp! Love it.

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  30. i laughed the entire time i read this post, just as i did the first one. no one is safe around an artist.

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  31. I like it, but why do the people you draw always look stoned?

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  32. I could spend all day sniggering at a post like this. Bravo!

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  33. Hilarious and slightly disturbing...I'm not sure which it is most :]

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  34. Great Work. Makes me wish I could draw.

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  35. An awesome caricaturist/humor creator & appreciator such as you MUST, MUST I SAY be enlightened of Kate Beaton comics. That is, if you haven't already heard of her. Her Hark! A Vagrant comics are just amazing wit-on-steroids brushed with epicness.

    http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php

    Discover the magic.

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  36. How rude of me. Promoting other people's drawings while saying nothing of yours. You're a great comic artist with a guffaw-worthy sense of humor. And might I mention I just spent two hours reading all of the blog posts you ever created and laughing my face off till my stomach ached (unique descriptions, I know.)Thank you.

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  37. I'd also like to mention that I hit a temporary withdrawal when I realized I had gone through all your blog posts and there were none left to read. Just wanted to put that out there. We need people like you in the world to keep the rest of sane and assure us that we're not the only ones who have barfed red vitamin water + noodles and thought they were earthworms.

    And, y'know, the rest of reality.

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  38. Here's a question: on the next to last one, WHERE DID THE GUY'S HAND GO?!?!?!?!? It just disappeared from Adam's version. It morphed into the couch.....

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  39. i love the way you draw kitties. please draw more kitties. thank you.

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  40. love how you make everyone look like they're high as kites... even the pets

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  41. I never comment on stuff I stumble, but this is truly awesome! Keep up the good work!

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  42. LMFAO. I love them so much. My favorite is the one with the girl stretching her neck...you captured that perfectly.

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  43. Seriously your drawing of people with nearly closed eyelids is the creepiest thing I've ever seen.

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  44. twelvedaysold .... love the Barney reference!!! :) Love How I Met Your Mother, and I do agree. You definitely draw girls more oddly. But I love these all the same. :)

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  45. Some of those are very similar, people would be happy to have them up for their 'family portraits'. :)

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  46. Adam, thank you for existing.

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  47. this is so cool, the drawing look just like them hahaahaahahahaha

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  48. That's amazing!
    My english isn't so good, sorry. How much for same caricature from photo? I want to make a present for my wife (8

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  49. This is completely amazing- I love these so much!

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  50. I love this! How do you do this?!?!?! :) it's pree funky!

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  51. oooo! I want a make over! Do me Do me!

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  52. i so totally freaking want one of these of me and my lady-love.

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  53. the couple holding up their red-stained shirt look as though they just got back from a GWAR show... could be wrong.

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  54. Awesome, love them all, think it would be weird to see myself as one of your drawings.

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  55. amazing drawings ... wish I could draw like that

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  56. Whoever made these have insane drawing skills and knows how to get someones facial features accurately.

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  57. So uh, are you still taking requests then? I'd totally be interested. <3

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  58. Oh sure, I go looking for your Facebook/Twitter info to follow you and *then* I actually see your link in the sidebar about how to get them. Duh. Sorry. :P Off to go explore and get answers there instead, hehe.

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  59. Saw this on funnyjunk... love it!

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  60. the last comic was a nice surprise, my laugh woke up my roommate.

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  61. Can you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do a post about the Jersey Shore? Your post about Teen Mom had me in stitches for days, and Jersey Shore is just a landmine of things to make fun of.

    PLEASE? PLEASE PLEASE?

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  62. keep up the good work i cant wait to see more

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  63. Red Apple

    Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they stink and they're ugly.

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  64. This is some amazing eccentric crap.
    ;D

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  65. is that simon pegg?

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  66. The Vicking Helmet guy is probably saying, " oh crap, my boss is going to kill me." lol

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  67. I want one of me! How can I get one!?

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  68. These are amazing.
    Viking Helmet Guy, if you're reading this, I just want you to know that I think you're the most gorgeous man in existence.
    <3

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  69. I want someone to do that with my picture :P

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  70. This is so wonderful! i'd love to be able to do it or have someone do it for me :)
    good work!

    ps: would you make one more...of me?

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  71. kewl and awesome and i wud love to have mine if possible

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  72. Now I want to know the stories behind some of these photos!

    Seriously - you improved the looks of almost everyone - well done! :D

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  73. too freakin funny. hopefully there is more of this to come and across different mediums

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  74. absolutely hilarious. but i don't want to marry you..... i'm sorry

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  75. wow that is freakin AWESOME! I'd love for you to do one of me:)

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  76. The female characters seem much more flat than the males. One-dimentional. All the drawings of guys look like there is a story & more complexity - all the chicks look the same. Just my 2c.

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  77. NONE of these look ANYthing like the subjects at all! I can't understand why people are pissing themselves over this crap. I mean, the guy can draw, sure. But he can't draw people he's looking at with any degree of similarity.

    The only things he gets semi-right are the hair and the clothes, and sometimes the postures, but he mostly screws that up pretty severely, too. Gah. Bad.

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  78. Wow i really love your work dude!

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  79. wow, you are a talent Man! Let your kind flourish ;-)

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  80. how do i get you to do a drawing of me?!

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  81. HEY BRO. This post makes me want to draw you...because you are awesome. Don't you love it when people act the opposite of what you expect? Anyway, I've been reading for a while and this is totally my favorite blog. Better than Hyperbole and a half...but Hyperbole and a half is still really damn amazing, WHICH JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW AMAZING I THINK YOUR BLOG IS. Keep up the good work. You always manage to put a smile on my face.

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  82. I... I just love these. I want one of these of myself to hang in my living room. These drawings are just the best thing ever!

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  83. I wish I had your talent and you had an even better one.

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  84. LOL @ the last one...

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  85. the Siamese twins win the cake!

    http://numrah-translucentme.blogspot.com/

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  86. i kno this sounds selfish and you prolly get it alot but DRAW ME :D i dont know when it would be out or if you would even do it but i rly like ur drawings there funneh
    X3

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  87. It'd be nice if the images weren't broken in Safari on my Mac. Would love to see the art....

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  88. God dammit why are you not my friend. It's not fair =(

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  89. Looks like that couple in the red shirts just finished a GWAR concert!

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  90. On the contrary, Adam, I think you're best friend material. There'd never be a dull moment. Draw and put up more animal cartoons, those would be even more hilarious. Nothing funnier than a high llama or a doped out pug.

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  95. What happened to that guy's left arm in the second-to-last pic?

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