Monday, December 27, 2010

The Breakup Breakdown

Truth be told, I'm kind of a sucky boyfriend. Try as I might, I'm terrible at relationships, and the other party usually realizes this sometime around month four of the romance. From there it's a downward spiral of passive aggression and button-pushing, until neither of us can take it anymore, and the entire thing implodes in on itself.

For me, the weeks following the dissolution of a relationship are what I call The Breakup Breakdown. A bastardization of the Kübler-Ross model, it consists of seven phases, and I'd like to share them with you now.

Phase One: Flat-out Denial

For one reason or another, I'm usually the one to get dumped. I tend to cling to dying relationships like a coyote gnawing on a rotting rabbit carcass, mostly because I can never find the right time to breach the subject of ending it all, so I just carry on with the crumbling affair, dying a little bit inside with each passing day. When I finally get eighty-sixed, it usually doesn't hit me at first, and on more than one occasion I didn't even register that I was being dumped at all.

Break01

Sometimes it takes hours before the weight of the situation sinks in, and that's when I transition to phase two.

Phase Two: Bargaining

Once I realize that I have yet again destroyed a good thing, I become frantically obsessed with fixing the situation. I become a recluse, concocting wild plans to remedy my damaged relationship. Reenact the boom box scene from Say Anything...? No, too easy. Cut off my ear and send it to my ex? Bitch, please. That's been done to death. As the fantasies grow more and more outlandish in my head, I begin to lose my mind altogether, and I start having conversations with inanimate objects in my apartment.

Break02

Several days in, I begin to realize things aren't going to get better, and I slip into the darkest phase of The Breakup Breakdown.

Phase Three: Depression

For the next week, I hole up in my bedroom watching 90's comedies streaming on Netflix, refusing to eat or bathe or even talk to anybody. I lose track of time, and the days blur into each other.

Break03
Break04
Break05

Following a breakup in 2007, I returned home from college for Christmas vacation, and spent weeks in the basement watching old home movies, trying to figure out where it all went wrong. I stopped shaving. I couldn't bring myself to eat, save for nursing tubes of Go-Gurt, and my weight plummeted. In passing, my mom told me I looked like "Jesus with a meth addiction." I suppose that was her way of telling me she was worried about me.

The depression phase can last anywhere from a couple days to 24 years a few weeks, but it isn't the worst phase by far. No, the worst is yet to come.

Phase Four: The Jennifer Aniston Juncture

At some point, my sorrow gives way to anger, and I start to rewrite the whole relationship in my head to make myself the victim. At this point I've almost entirely lost my grip on reality. I start imagining my life as a movie where I'm a jilted martyr, and everyone in the audience is sobbing because I've been treated so poorly and unfairly. It's during this period I act the most erratically.

Case in point: years ago, an ex called me following a messy breakup, and asked if they could come by and pick up the stuff they'd left at my place. I said sure, and when they arrived I threw it all out the window at them.

Break06

I swear it happened in slow motion, like in a Toni Braxton music video. Luckily, this stage doesn't last long, and once it's over, I start taking steps to recovery. Before long I begin to gain some clarity, and one thing becomes perfectly obvious: I am fucking hungry as hell.

Stage Five: Eat Everything In Sight

I always lose my appetite in the weeks following a traumatizing event, so when I finally start to feel better, the first thing I realize is that I can clearly see my ribcage and all my extra small t-shirts fit like muumuus. Like a human vacuum cleaner, I inhale every scrap of food I can find.

Break07

From there, I transition to stage six of my recovery process.

Phase Six: No, Seriously, Eat Fucking EVERYTHING

Break08

Perhaps it's because I'm engorged on snack cakes and riding a food-induced wave of euphoria, but before long something clicks and I almost instantly recover from my weeks of grief and anxiety. I do a complete 180, and emerge from my cocoon of despair as a chubby, happy butterfly.

Phase Seven: Acceptance and Closure

Colors become brighter, the air smells sweeter, and the forest animals join me for a musical number about baking pies or something.

Break09

I don't know how my coping process relates to other people's, but the weeks following a split can be dark and dismal for me. I try to approach each breakup as a learning process, and I like to think I don't make the same mistakes more than once. I come out of the woods, take a deep breath, and remind myself that there are other fish in the sea, more relationships to screw up, more breakups to deal with, more lessons to learn. And possibly, hopefully, I'm closer to being the kind of person I want to be, and perhaps the next relationship will be the one that sticks.

Break10

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  1. After a break up from a two year relationship, my recovery came in the form of watching Law and Order episodes on Netflix. I mean all the episodes. ALL OF THEM. Especially Law and Order: SVU. After 12 seasons of that I was convinced that around every corner there was a body... and it was a rape victim. By the end of it I realized that I shouldn't be upset anymore about my break-up when clearly my true love was Elliot Stabler ... and maybe Olivia Benson. Actually just Olivia Benson.

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    13. Hello friends, I'm Jeremy Micheal from USA. I want to share my testimony and how grateful I am since my lover came back to me because of the great help from a powerful spell caster DR. SAM whose email address is [ miraclefertilitysolutiontemple@yahoo.com ] rendered to me. My girlfriend broke up with me on the first week of October last year because she thought I was cheating on her, she told me that her friends has been telling her that I have been seeing someone else when she is not around. I tried to make her understand that her friends are lying to her but she did not give me the chance to explain to her this was how she left me. After a month of our breakup I tried to live a normal life without her but it was very hard for me to cope then I decided to contact DR. SAM after seeing several testimonies about his work every single blog I log into via his email address miraclefertilitysolutiontemple@yahoo.com which I came across this month January 2nd during my search looking for help on how to get my lover back. DR. SAM then cast a love spell for me and made my lover to come back to me within the period of 48hours. With this great joy in my heart I want to say a big thanks to DR. SAM. If any one needs such help don’t wait all life time to get help in getting back your lover contact DR. SAM now on his personal email : miraclefertilitysolutiontempl1@gmail.com or miraclefertilitysolutiontemple@yahoo.com or through his website: http://miraclefertilityso.wix.com/dr-sam
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      Hello friends, I'm Jeremy Micheal from USA. I want to share my testimony and how grateful I am since my lover came back to me because of the great help from a powerful spell caster DR. SAM whose email address is [ miraclefertilitysolutiontemple@yahoo.com ] rendered to me. My girlfriend broke up with me on the first week of October last year because she thought I was cheating on her, she told me that her friends has been telling her that I have been seeing someone else when she is not around. I tried to make her understand that her friends are lying to her but she did not give me the chance to explain to her this was how she left me. After a month of our breakup I tried to live a normal life without her but it was very hard for me to cope then I decided to contact DR. SAM after seeing several testimonies about his work every single blog I log into via his email address miraclefertilitysolutiontemple@yahoo.com which I came across this month January 2nd during my search looking for help on how to get my lover back. DR. SAM then cast a love spell for me and made my lover to come back to me within the period of 48hours. With this great joy in my heart I want to say a big thanks to DR. SAM. If any one needs such help don’t wait all life time to get help in getting back your lover contact DR. SAM now on his personal email : miraclefertilitysolutiontempl1@gmail.com or miraclefertilitysolutiontemple@yahoo.com or through his website: http://miraclefertilityso.wix.com/dr-sam
      You can also contact him through his mobile: +2348110496031. Contact him now for love spell to bring back your ex lover and pregnancy spell he is the best spell caster and he is the best solution to all relationship problems.

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    14. I will says to the world to celebrate this great testimony with me, i never believe i can ever get my ex lover back one day. My story and thanksgiving goes to Dr.Ofemo When my lover left me i never taught that i will be able to get him back after all he has put me through, But i am so happy that after the interference of Dr. Ofemo i was able to get my lover back after 24 hours and i can proudly to say, that who ever need help in getting there lover back should contact Dr. Ofemo contact his email drofemospelltemple@yahoo.com
      that is why i also want to let everyone who is in need of help out there to also seek help from him so he can help via email drofemospelltemple@gmail.com or his cell number +2348163387496 his web/site http://drofemospelltemple.wix.com/dr-ofemo

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  2. Kayla, I can honestly say the show Alias saved me from my big 2007 breakup. I watched all 105 episodes in one go. It might also explain why I've been pining for Jennifer Garner all these years.

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    1. I know this post is old, but we can all relate. I think after a big breakup a few years ago I watched so much anime I could speak Japanese and smoked enough weed to be called an honorary "Chong"

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  3. This post came at the most perfect time! I just finished watching How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall (x3). I hate yogurt though...

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  4. i did the whole 90's comedies after a break up in 07 too. It was a 2 year relationship that should have ended after two months....i also became well acquainted with King of the Hill re-runs on netflix

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  5. I know I'm a complete dork, but Fraiser has been helping me get through the end of a 2 year relationship. And Arrested Development always helps, too. However, I'm jealous of your ability to emerge as a chubby, happy butterfly. I'm just bitter as hell.

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    1. My Husband left me for another woman, i am so glad that my husband is back today with the help of Dr Edimili, He is Powerful and Genuine spell caster, My name is Dixom Lizy , I live in California,USA. I'm happily married to a lovely and caring husband ,with three kids. A very big problem occurred in my family seven months ago,between me and my husband .so terrible that he took the case to court for a divorce.he said that he never wanted to stay with me again,and that he didn't love me anymore.So he packed out of the house and made me and my children passed through severe pain. I tried all my possible means to get him back,after much begging,but all to no avail.and he confirmed it that he has made his decision,and he never wanted to see me again. So on one evening,as i was coming back from work,i met an old friend of mine who asked of my husband .So i explained every thing to him,so he told me that the only way i can get my husband back,is to visit a spell caster,because it has really worked for him too.So i never believed in spell,but i had no other choice,than to follow his advice. Then he gave me the email address of the spell caster whom he visited.{dr.edimililovespell@gmail.com}. So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address he gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my husband back the next day.What an amazing statement!! I never believed,so he spoke with me,and told me everything that i need to do. Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my husband who didn't call me for the past seven 9 months,gave me a call to inform me that he was coming back.So Amazing!! So that was how he came back that same day,with lots of love and joy,and he apologized for his mistake,and for the pain he caused me and my children. Then from that day,our relationship was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster. So, if you have any problem contact Dr Edimili ,{ dr.edimililovespell@gmail.com }, thanks you Dr Edimili, i will always be testifying about your good work

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  6. Usually the depression and eating everything go hand-in-hand for most people. Also, I'm confused that eating everything makes you into a skinny princess with boobs.

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  7. Phase Seven's description and picture made me laugh so hard xD.

    I liked this comic. Especially the ending, it was really cute!

    Hope to see more comics in the future!

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  8. I also feel dairy is the only feasible option after a traumatic event, I convince myself it is never too early, too late, or too cold for ice cream and that cheese absolutely goes with everything. I also numb my mind with the entire Family Guy series, that seemed to help in the most recent of the break-up break down department...except now I'm always quipping inserts of the jokes from the show into normal conversation - my friends may have me committed soon.

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    1. Hello friends, I'm Jeremy Micheal from USA. I want to share my testimony and how grateful I am since my lover came back to me because of the great help from a powerful spell caster DR. SAM whose email address is [ miraclefertilitysolutiontemple@yahoo.com ] rendered to me. My girlfriend broke up with me on the first week of October last year because she thought I was cheating on her, she told me that her friends has been telling her that I have been seeing someone else when she is not around. I tried to make her understand that her friends are lying to her but she did not give me the chance to explain to her this was how she left me. After a month of our breakup I tried to live a normal life without her but it was very hard for me to cope then I decided to contact DR. SAM after seeing several testimonies about his work every single blog I log into via his email address miraclefertilitysolutiontemple@yahoo.com which I came across this month January 2nd during my search looking for help on how to get my lover back. DR. SAM then cast a love spell for me and made my lover to come back to me within the period of 48hours. With this great joy in my heart I want to say a big thanks to DR. SAM. If any one needs such help don’t wait all life time to get help in getting back your lover contact DR. SAM now on his personal email : miraclefertilitysolutiontempl1@gmail.com or miraclefertilitysolutiontemple@yahoo.com or through his website: http://miraclefertilityso.wix.com/dr-sam
      You can also contact him through his mobile: +2348110496031. Contact him now for love spell to bring back your ex lover and pregnancy spell he is the best spell caster and he is the best solution to all relationship problems.

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  9. I am usually the dumper, not the dumpee. But after a year long relationship all I can remember is Futurama. I watched so much fucking Futurama I can still recite entire dialogues. But watching Futurama was probably not my best bet as my ex looked eerily similar to Fry, but with brown hair... and, um, less cartoon-y.
    I wish you all the best in your future Relationship Endeavors.

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  10. I can't even get a guy to date me, let alone dump me. :( It's like my life is stuck in Phase 3! Except I watch romantic comedies and dream of my life being so awesome... -.-

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  11. when i broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years I ate nothing but steamed white rice and watermelon for about 4 months. needless to say I was a walking head on a skeleton. But guys dig that right???

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  12. HA! Thanks for the hopeful ending. I just ended a relationship realizing it was the only way to get "closer to being the kind of person I want to be." Well, here's hoping. :)

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  13. I just got out of a relationship and phase 5 and 6 hit me hardcore. I've been shoving christmas cookies and left over ham into my face for the past 24 hours. this blog is spot on.
    ~RottenCrowd

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  14. Haha, this follows my post-breakup recovery almost exactly. Went through a messy breakup about two weeks before Thanksgiving this year, holed up in my house with terrible reality TV for two weeks then emerged from my hibernation with greasy hair and huge under eye circles for Thanksgiving with the family, where I proceeded to shock my various relatives by demolishing nearly the entire turkey.

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  15. I am obsessed with this blog. Seriously. Your posts make me a happy butterfly.

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  16. OMG @ Allan, I was about to write the exact same thing regarding my birthday.

    Anyways Adam, gosh, you're so amazing. You're so funny and brilliant. Please don't stop this thing you've got going on here.

    As for horrible relationships/break-ups, they're always different for me and I usually don't remember how I cope with the aftermath. But needless to say I'll keep the streaming 90's comedies on Netflix in mind when I'll have to go through all that nonsense that is break-up recovery again.

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  17. Oh god, it's like you just wrote a blog about the past two months of my life, with the sole exception being that instead of throwing his stuff out of the window, I took his dog. Now I realize I have, in fact, upgraded and probably liked his dog better the whole time.

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  18. I just tried to post this to facebook using the little "share to" bar, but it gave me an error that said the page didn't exist. I also tried this at work (on safari and firefox) so I know it's not just my computer...

    Yes, I read blogs on the clock. Don't judge me.

    Thanks for making me laugh, by the way.

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  19. Your blog never fails to crack me up. I love the picture of you as a ravenous monster with the guy yelling "No megustaaaaa!!!" and also the one of you as a fairy tale princess. Break ups are kind of similar for me. I plunge into a dark pit of despair and mope around for a while, then I just kind of snap out of it. Life is life. I try not to spend too much time dwelling on things I can't control.

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  20. Three Seasons of Doctor Who (both with Christopher Eccleston and David Tennant) i still feel like shit.

    Oh well. It'll pass.

    PS. Even though Doctor Who isn't a popular show in the US, it should be, all the seasons are on netflix. If you find yourself completely bored, I thoroughly suggest it.

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  21. thank you i was just dumped and this helpd

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  22. Love it! just like all your other posts. I Stumbledupon your site like 2 months ago and fell in love with it. I've now read all your posts (some multiple times) because they actually make me laugh, really loud lol. Your sites is one of the only ones (besides Nataliedee and Hyperbole & a Half) that I actually check into and await for new material. Great stuff!

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  23. Is the last picture a subtle jab at your melanin fetish?

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  24. After a tragic event i have also been known to turn to netflix. I have watched all six seasons on Xena: warrior princess.

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  25. ^-^ b

    great post as always

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  26. Man, this has really helped a lot with this recent break up of mine. Made me a lot happier. Will definitely have to revisit this post next time this happens haha. This is the best blog ever.

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  27. Love your stories....you remind me too much of my freshmen college roommate who was also an Artist...except you have an amazing blog. :)

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  28. worse things happen at sea

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  29. Yeah, 24 years sounds about right :/

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  30. I love you...so much. Lol

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  31. After reading this post, there are two things going through my head:
    1. The chorus and guitar riffs to "Communication Breakdown," Led Zep.
    2. The question, "Does Adam sleep with boys or girls or both?"

    Number 2 is obvs so that I can hone my fantasies in keeping them true to life.

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  32. Wow... this really made me happy. I've just reached the recovery stage after being broken up with and I did exactly what you did. Even devouring a city as a giant fat woman. :)

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  33. While I was the dumper at the end of my two year relationship, I still spent most of the time holed up watching venture brothers and metalocalypse and living off of hummus and tortilla chips. I was tiny by the time I emerged from my apartment and got back into going out (and I'm not a very big girl to begin with) thankfully I discovered gin and tonic and potato champion. Anyway, your blog never fails to make me laugh hysterically. Keep it up

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  34. I think for me this applies to anytime something tragic happens, along with an exercise until you go numb phase that stays through out the entire thing and a tummy full of ulcers. I might swear off dating.... its safer, but I'm sure that one of these days someone will walk into my life and I will swear dating is great.

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  35. Interesting. But you didn’t say the more juicy part. That is the description of how the hell you are so unbearably fucked up as to be the one dumped each and every time. And I mean that there must be a patron there as clear as the seven phases you told us.
    Obviously there are some hints there. Your mother being so oblivious of you and your pain as to say that you looked like Jesus in meth –don’t know about your father- is a clear indication that you didn’t feed in the best of social skills and love in your family. But hey, once you are a grown up, blaming others can’t be used to build your new persona.

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  36. Atónn, I think you're reading into things waaaay too much.

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  37. Reading this just made my morning lol. Seriously so true about the 90s sitcoms and I wish I could see how you looked as Jesus on meth! Hilarious.

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  38. Scrubs. How can I put this? You know those crazy statistics like, you spend a third of your life sleeping or you spend 5000 hours in high school. I would say collectivly I've probably spent at least 6 months of my life watching scrubs. Break ups, betrayal, middle school. Its the vicodin to my Dr. House.

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  39. This could not have come at a better time. My boyfriend ripped his stuff out of our apartment on Christmas eve (I was out buying his Christmas present at the time) just to tell me he "didn't know" how he felt about me anymore. I let him know exactly how I felt about the situation and now it's Frasier time...and perhaps some "When Harry met Sally"

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  40. hey Atonn... your an asshole.

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  41. Atonn- Perhaps you can offer up your psychoanalysis skills to depressed bloggers everywhere? You would make a killing!

    Adam- Wow...I had a girlfriend bail on me in late October and I hit every single one of these phases. Let me tell you, the holidays hitting right as you enter the "No, Seriously, Eat Fucking EVERYTHING" phase does not help matters. So many cookies...

    However, I feel I have finally navigated my way through the woods. I now tend to focus my energies on rebuilding rather than plotting my revenge.

    Great work, keep it up!

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  42. har har har
    this mad me laugh
    oh and nice rack in phase 7 btw.
    We can be crappy boyfriend/girlfriend together,
    just marry me? (:

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  43. Your connection lost drawing made me completely loose it. You're brilliant. This reminds me of the time I was broken up with and I relied on the show Gilmore Girls to lift my spirits. So, fortunately for me, I got over him AND my ability to have witty banter with whomever I choose improved tremendously. Win/win I say. Keep up the good work sir!

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  44. Must. Not. Pee. Myself.

    Adam- you are so talented! I love your blog/writing. And your artwork just makes things a billion times better. Love love your drawings. =)

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  45. Dude, I just subscribed, and I gotta say that you got some serious talent in story telling. It's kinda like reading Cracked articles and instead of getting lists of things that are really wasting my time with brutal interest, I get a story about a guy trying to live a regular life with some extremely funny results. It warms my heart in the imaginary way that it does knowing that at least people like myself can suck at life but together in a puke rainbow harmony and find something good out of it.

    Before I make this any more awkward, I have to say that I really don't want your life it be full of suck, but if it keeps bumping up your life experiences, at least it'll make me laugh.

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  46. All I can sat Adam is thank you man, thank you x x x

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  47. Hi. So, I just recently discovered your blog through a friend who is obsessed with Hyperboleandahalf like I am. We both agree that you are the male version of Allie.
    Anyway,

    NEW POST ASAP PLEASE!!!! Your stories are the only things that keep me sane during late nights cramming for AP Bio exams...Can you hear the desperate plea in my voice?

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  48. holy. shit. hilarious.

    also? There are very few people at there who really are truly "good at" relationships. The trick is to find someone who gets you and is fucked up in a similiar way.

    (no worries, i am not making you an offer.)

    PTSD in me looks similiar, except I do the whole syfy thing. I have seen all of Stargate. All 3version. There are ten seasons of just the first "Stargate", for reference.

    cool deal. keep the stories coming,dude.

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  49. Omg, I remember watching all 5 seasons of House MD after one particularly nasty break up. Only I didn't drown myself in yogurt (oh how I wish). I instead spent all my days eating Death by chocolate with chocolate ice cream and chocolate sauce and marshmallows. I looked a bit like Jesus with the munchies rather than on meth. And yeah, I sort of don't have a beard. lol

    Please update soon. You make me genuinely happy : )

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  50. You always make me smile (:

    When I go through my "dark stages" after a break up, all I will watch is horror movies. The more horrific the better, my favorite being House of 1000 Corpses. I do this from the time of the heart break until the time when I manage to put my walls back up properly (at which point I will also watch goofy comedies). Then if and when someone else comes along to clean up the mess and picks up all the broken little pieces... then I lose my interest in horror all together. Odd.

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  51. "I start imagining my life as a movie where I'm a jilted martyr, and everyone in the audience is sobbing because I've been treated so poorly and unfairly. It's during this period I act the most erratically."

    I'm so glad to hear someone else does that.

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  52. I'm currently somewhere between phase 3 and 4... Purchasing every single volume of The Walking Dead with money I do not have.

    Can't wait for phase 7!

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  53. Netflix does not have Clueless on streaming its on DVD Only.

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  54. fucking fantastic.
    you win officially at this art blog business. :)

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  55. I've only just found this due to oatmeal's #FF but I saw this little story and it really spoke volumes. I go through pretty much the same stages and being in Phase 3/4 - it's sort of made me realise, I too, am fucking hungry.

    Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, thanks. It may seem weird some random guy from the internet saying "LOLZWOW AWESOME DRAWINGS" but I genuinely feel a little better in my own skin and reminded that it's not the end of the world and that others feel exactly the same as me sometimes.

    I look forward to your future work.

    - Chris

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  56. o wow, the last pic!

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  57. "No Megustaaaaa," love it! Great post.

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  58. I actually go through this too, I just wasn't aware you were suppose to do something other than eat everything in sight. After gaining 20 pounds and the taco bell drive thru people started knowing me on a first name basis, I realized maybe that wasn't the way to go about things....

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  59. Wow, that is nearly my break-up cycle completely.

    With the only one difference, I know I'm about to be single when I start stress eating. Once I start putting on weight (usually 50 lbs in two months) they take that as the signal to bail. Which is pretty good because I'm far too passive to actually end the miserable coexistence myself.

    After that it is pretty much follows the outline nearly perfectly. Oh Fresh Prince of Bel-Air you carry me through the hard times.

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  60. Adam, I randomly came across your blog and I have to say that it is bloody genius! Love stage 6...are tomatoes even at risk at that type of erratic behavior level?? Keep it up, your pain makes me laugh :) And I mean that in the nicest way possible...really.

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  61. i mean, it ended 3 months ago, but it was pretty much the best thing that ever happened to me in my whole life. so when i finally ruined it with my shitty emotional problems. anyway, you're helping me through it RIGHT NOW.... by making me want to marry you :3

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  62. Sounds about right. After I was dumped a week before Christmas (5th time, same guy I had been dating on and off for 2 years), I got all the way to stage 5 by mid-January. But for me instead of stage 6 being 'eat more', stage 6 for me is 'do something crazy'. So I joined the Marine Corps. I'm still not out of my depressed funk, and I leave for Parris Island in April. Hopefully boot camp will be enough of a distraction to make me forget about how depressed I still am and I emerge from my cocoon of despair as a jacked-up, happy butterfly of death.

    On a side note, by the time I get out I'll be 20, still single, and hopefully looking for a guy again.
    Not that that's a hint or anything...

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  63. So, in February, I was blindsided with a breakup. I watched all 125 episodes of How I Met Your Mother almost consecutively. Then, the girl and I got back together, then recently broke up. I'm currently in stage 6. I have done nothing today except eat. So much.

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  64. I watched every episode of True Blood. All three seasons in one go, and in the process adopted a Southern accent. Otherwise, exactly the same process.

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  65. I'm typically the dumper. I've been dumped twice and both times these phases were there. Especially the netflix reruns. Except I opted for Bones and The Tudors. If David Boreanaz and Jonathan Rhys Meyers can't pull me out of a slump no one can.

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  66. Best Clueless reference ever!

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  67. let me start first by saying that i'm pretty sure that i love your blog. <3

    and second, i relate to the 'always being the dumpee.'
    i actively find reasons to love people, and hold on longer than i should. (but it's wayyy better than finding reasons NOT to love right?) inevitably, they leave me for someone else. some girl who makes herself a chase and plays mind games (which i find ridiculous).

    after i've eaten everything in my house, i lose some weight and go out again, and then smile in my heart when they come begging for me back. turns out there are very few easy going girls out there like me.
    but i also feel that sometimes two good people just aren't good for each other, but knowing that doesn't make the loss any easier. =/

    reading your blog helps me feel more normal. thank you! and better luck next time! =]

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  68. I've never experienced this. >_> I'm always the dumper, realizing early on that it isn't going to work out in the long run. Instead of thinking I'm in love right off the bat, I consider that I'm probably initially only in it for the sex and if love happens that's awesome, but if not moving on is okay too.

    Now I'm a long-term relationship that has been pretty much fantastic the whole way. Sometimes we get upset with each other, but it doesn't turn into a big thing. And all it started with was a couple of people hanging out, enjoying eachother's company and looking to get laid. I told him right off I was going to kick him out of my apartment as soon as he got on my nerves. It just never happened.

    So...you all out there oughta try this out. >_> Don't get so attached right away. Love should grow over time instead of fade away. Honestly consider things you dislike about who you're dating and decide if that's something you can live with until you die. Sure, some people change over time, but if you expect it you're only going to get disappointed and resentful.

    On the other hand, this seems to be the least normal way of handeling relationships... >_>;;

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  69. I love how his massively fat self has a nose, where as every other drawing is nose-less.

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  70. Well, being that the first time someone dumped me (I'm used to being the dumper) was just a few months ago, I couldn't say a general reaction. But I was definitely three through five and am just hitting seven. Three and four were at least four months, and I'm currently Trying to desperately get rid of wait gained from five >.< I love love love your blog

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  71. I am 22 years old and have never had a romantic relationship, and thus have never had a bad breakup. I can't tell if I'm lucky or not.

    Probably not.

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  72. I got dumped a few days ago, and this perfectly encapsulates what i've been going through. I think i'm still somewhere in the depression stage, because i've been watching how i met your mother nonstop, ha. but your blog reminded me that its not the end of the world. plus its fucking hilarious. cheers!

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  73. Good job with the pronoun game, dude, I barely even caught it! ;)

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  74. Madison AnnabelleJune 13, 2012 at 11:28 AM

    I'm so glad I'm not the only one who stops eating when they're upset. I was thinking people always just ate more immediately.

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  75. you are so beautiful in a dress. Who would want to break up with that

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  76. You look good with tits. I'm a heterosexual female by the way.

    You've left me very confused. :c

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  82. I totally lost it at "musical about baking pies or whatever." That is the funniest thing I've ever heard for a long time.

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  83. You remind me of me. In a rib tickling and LMAO way.
    No relationship of mine ever lasts beyond 4 months, I am the one who gets dumped, and all those phases are carbon copy of what happens to me. Each. And. Every. One.
    Cheers, mate.

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  108. i am so happy to share my testimony on how i was able to get back my ex lover around September 2015 with the help of Dr. Ofemo since 5 year ago, I almost gave up trying to get my ex lover back to commit to our relationship fully. I had tried the whole lot I knew, but what I DIDN'T know was that all I had to do was come to you Dr. Ofemo, and with your blessings and extraordinary magic powers, I wouldn't have to do all the work at all. you did your magic, and immediately after 24 hours, my lover came back to me with lots of apologies and flowers.. And now my life is balanced and happy again. Dr. Ofemo is a real and genuine spell caster he help me restore back my broken relationship. You do a great service to people, You are talented with spell to bring back ex lover and many more. Thank you for weaving your magic love spells for me. She is back just the way it was when we first met,his email address:drofemospelltempl@gmail.com it was all like a dream to me, i am so happy now as we are back together again thanks to Dr. Ofemo and i will advice anyone in need of help to contact him via email: drofemospelltemple@yahoo.com or his cell number +2348163387496 his web/site http://drofemospelltemple.wix.com/dr-ofemo..

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  109. i am so happy to share my testimony on how i was able to get back my ex lover around September 2015 with the help of Dr. Ofemo since 5 year ago, I almost gave up trying to get my ex lover back to commit to our relationship fully. I had tried the whole lot I knew, but what I DIDN'T know was that all I had to do was come to you Dr. Ofemo, and with your blessings and extraordinary magic powers, I wouldn't have to do all the work at all. you did your magic, and immediately after 24 hours, my lover came back to me with lots of apologies and flowers.. And now my life is balanced and happy again. Dr. Ofemo is a real and genuine spell caster he help me restore back my broken relationship. You do a great service to people, You are talented with spell to bring back ex lover and many more. Thank you for weaving your magic love spells for me. She is back just the way it was when we first met,his email address:drofemospelltempl@gmail.com it was all like a dream to me, i am so happy now as we are back together again thanks to Dr. Ofemo and i will advice anyone in need of help to contact him via email: drofemospelltemple@yahoo.com or his cell number +2348163387496 his web/site http://drofemospelltemple.wix.com/dr-ofemo.

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  112. I want the world to know a great man that is well known as Dr Miracle,he has the perfect solution to relationship issues and marriage problems. The main reason why i went to Dr Miracle was for solution on how i can get my husband back because in recent times i have read some testimonies on the internet which some people has written about Dr Miracle and i was so pleased and i decided to seek for assistance from him on his email (MIRACLESPELLHOME@YAHOO.COM) which he did a perfect job by casting a spell on my husband which made him to come back to me and beg for forgiveness.I will not stop publishing his name on the net because of the good work he is doing. I will drop his contact for the usefulness of those that needs his help.His Email Dr miracles"CONTACT via EMAIL:MIRACLESPELLHOME@YAHOO.COM You can contact him today and get your problem solved.Call +2348071398555.." or you can also contact him through his website http://miraclespellhome.wix.com/dr-miracles

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  113. BE CAREFUL HERE NOBODY CAN HELP YOU HERE OR EVEN SUGGEST HOW YOU CAN GET YOUR EX OR LOVE BACK,ANY TESTIMONIES OF MOST SPELL CASTER HERE MUST BE IGNORE.BECAUSE MOST OF THEM ARE SCAM I MEAN REAL SCAM WHICH I WAS A VICTIM AND I GOT RIPPED OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS BECAUSE I WAS SO ANXIOUS TO GET MY WIFE BACK AFTER SHE LEFT ME FOR OVER 2 YEARS WITH MY 7 YEARS OLD SON JERRY,I HAVE APPLIED TO 7 DIFFERENT SPELL CASTER HERE AND ALL TO NO AVAIL THEY ALL ASK FOR SAME THING SEND YOUR NAME YOUR EX NAME ADDRESS AND PICTURE PHONE NUMBER ETC WHICH I DID OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND MOST OF THEM WERE FROM WEST AFRICA UNTIL I SAW A POST ABOUT MAMA ANITA SPELL AND I DECIDED TO GAVE HER MY LAST TRAIL.SHE ASK ME FOUR THINGS MY REAL NAME,MY EX AND MY EX MOTHER NAME AND $380 AND SAID MY EX WILL COME BACK IN 24HOURS, I HAVE PAID OVER $3000 ON SPELL CASTING AND COURIER AND NOTHING HAVE WORK FOR ME AFTER 3 DAYS I WAS THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH I HAVE LOST SO FAR SO I SAID LET ME GIVE HER A TRY SO I CALLED HER AGAIN AND SEND MY REAL NAME,MY EX AND MY EX MOTHER NAME AND THE $380 BECAUSE I SWEAR IT WAS MY LAST TRY SO I WAS WAITING AS SHE TOLD ME TO WAIT TILL NEXT DAY AND I COULD NOT SLEEP THAT NIGHT BECAUSE I REALLY LOVE MY WIFE AND WANT HER BACK AT 9PMTHAT DAY I SAW MY WIFE ON LINE ON FACE BOOK AND SHE SAID HI AT FIRST I WAS SHOCK BECAUSE SHE NEVER TALK WITH ME FOR THE PAST A YEAR AND 9 MONTH NOW I DID NOT REPLY AGAIN SHE SAID ARE YOU THERE? I QUICKLY REPLY YES AND SHE SAID CAN WE SEE TOMORROW I SAID YES AND SHE WENT OFF-LINE I WAS CONFUSED I TRY TO CHAT HER AGAIN BUT SHE WAS NO MORE ON LINE I COULD NOT SLEEP THAT NIGHT AS I WAS WONDERING WHAT SHE IS GOING TO SAY, BY 7.AM THE NEXT MORNING SHE GAVE ME A MISS CALL I DECIDED NOT TO CALL BACK AS I WAS STILL ON SHOCK AGAIN SHE CALL AND I PICK SHE SAID CAN WE SEE AFTER WORK TODAY I SAID YES SO SHE END THE CALL IMMEDIATELY I GOT OFF WORK SHE CALL ME AND WE MEET AND NOW WE ARE BACK AGAIN I CALL MAMA ANITA THE NEXT DAY THANKING HER FOR WHAT SHE HAS DONE IN FACT I STILL CALL HER AND THANK HER AS MY LIFE WAS NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT MY WIFE PLEASE BE CAREFUL HERE I HAVE BEEN SCAM THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IF YOU WANT A TRUE LOVE SPELL THEN CONTACT MAMA ANITA (mamaanita.lovespellsolution@gmail.com) or mama.anitaspellcraft@hotmail.com website http://kelvinlargemyself.wix.com/anita

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  114. My name is Viki, AM from Canada i was propose to be marriage by a love one, but he suddenly changed his mind just because he found himself a new love, my heart was broken and so i was devastated to the extend of committing suicide a friend of my introduce me to a powerful doctor called lord aguma when i first head of him i never believed his powers until i visited lord aguma SPELL CASTER, a man of wisdom and understanding he helped me out after having some conservation with him, and my ex love who promise to marry me later came back to apologize to me, today we are happily married with three lovely kinds. All thanks go to lord aguma the powerful spell caster, if you need any help from him contact him with this email lordagumamagicspellcaster@gmail.com.

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  118. My name is Amabel Robeson from USA My boyfriend and I were happy as far as I could tell and I never thought that we would break up. When his cousin died in a tragic car accident he went back to Russia for a week to be with his family. I could not go because I was in the middle of entertaining out of town clients for work. He did not seem to be upset that I could not go so I let him be. The next thing that I know, he reconnected with an old friend from high school that he had a crush on years ago and they started to have an affair! I had no clue what was going on until a month after he came back from Russia.He proceeded to see both her and I until I caught him testing her one night. I confronted him and he told me the truth about what happened. We broke up and went our separate ways. Neither of us fought for our relationship. I was angry and decided not to be upset about it and just keep it moving. Then after about a month of not speaking to him I became sad. I wanted him to tell me that he wanted to be with me and not her. I contacted Dr.Erigo for a love spell and he totally helped me! he was able to get him to miss me to where he wanted to get back together again. He had a lot of regrets and felt bad for not fighting to keep me and for cheating in general. He values our relationship so much more, now and we are together now! You can also get your lover back with the help of Dr. Erigo contact him through his email: erigospellcaster@gmail.com

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  120. My Names is Monique Curry ,AM from United states .i never believed in love spells or magic until i met this spell caster once when i went to Africa in June last year on a business summit i meet a man called Dr ogboni, is powerful he could help you cast a spells to bring back my love s gone misbehaving lover looking for some one to love you bring back lost money and magic money spell or spell for a good job i m now happy & a living testimony cos the man i had wanted to marry left me 4weeks before our wedding and my life was upside down cos our relationship has been on for 3 year i really loved him, but his mother was against me and he had no good paying job so when i met this spell caster, i told him what happened and explained the situation of things to him at first i was undecided,skeptical and doubtful, but i just gave it a try and in 6 days when i returned to taxes my boyfriend (is now my husband ) he called me by himself and came to me apologizing that everything had been settled with his mom and family and he got a new job interview so we should get married i didn't believe it cos the spell caster only asked for my name and my boyfriends name and all i wanted him to do well we are happily married now and we are expecting our little kid and my husband also got a new job and our lives became much better in case anyone needs the spell caster for some help his email address: ogbonispelltemple@hotmail.com

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  121. How I Got My Ex Husband Back...........

    I am Shannon by name. Greetings to every one that is reading this testimony. I have been rejected by my husband after three(3) years of marriage just because another woman had a spell on him and he left me and the kid to suffer. one day when i was reading through the web, i saw a post on how this spell caster on this address Makospelltemple@yahoo.com , have help a woman to get back her husband and i gave him a reply to his address and he told me that a woman had a spell on my husband and he told me that he will help me and after 2 days that i will have my husband back. i believed him and today i am glad to let you all know that this spell caster have the power to bring lovers back. because i am now happy with my husband. Thanks for Dr.Mako. His email: Makospelltemple@yahoo.com

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  122. How I Got My Ex Husband Back...........

    I am Shannon by name. Greetings to every one that is reading this testimony. I have been rejected by my husband after three(3) years of marriage just because another woman had a spell on him and he left me and the kid to suffer. one day when i was reading through the web, i saw a post on how this spell caster on this address Makospelltemple@yahoo.com , have help a woman to get back her husband and i gave him a reply to his address and he told me that a woman had a spell on my husband and he told me that he will help me and after 2 days that i will have my husband back. i believed him and today i am glad to let you all know that this spell caster have the power to bring lovers back. because i am now happy with my husband. Thanks for Dr.Mako. His email: Makospelltemple@yahoo.com

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  128. Am Malvina Alexei. I feel so joyful today because of the help Doctor Okpamen has rendered to me for getting my Husband back with his spell. I have been married for 6 years and it has been so terrible because my husband was cheating on me and was seeking for a divorce. But when i came across Doctor Okpamen website on the internet posted by a lady and i decided to get in touch with him and i explained my situation to him and then seek his help but to my greatest surprise he told me that he will help me with my case for there is no problem without a solution. Here i am celebrating because my Husband is back home and am really enjoying my marriage, what a great celebration. i will keep on testifying on the internet because Doctor Okpamen is truly a real spell caster. Why not contact Doctor Okpamen now if you are facing any challenges in your relationship life. Website: http://doctorokpamenpowerfulspelltemple.webs.com OR by Email: ( Doctorokpamenspelltemple@hotmail.com ).

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  129. I"m Tina from United states, i want to use this opportunity to thank the Great [DR OFURE] for helping in getting my husband back to me, i have been in great pains until the day i contacted [DR OFURE] he coasted a love spell for me and told me to wait for just 12 hours that my husband will call me and i did according to the instructions given to me by him and surprisingly, in 12 hours, my husband really called me and started apologizing for all he had caused me. I am the happiest Woman on earth today because [DR OFURE] has done a wonderful deeds in my life and i will continue to share this testimony, if you would love to contact [DR OFURE] and if you know you are encountering same situation, visit him today by contacting him via this email address: [ofurelovespellhelp@gmail.com] or call his mobile number +2348109756444

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  130. My heart was crushed in early February this year 2015 and my marriage and Love life was completely muddled and broken down. I was so heart broken and i needed to put an end to the imbroglio that has affected my marriage for the past nine months because i and my kids needed my husband to be back home this Christmas. I knew fully well that I must learn to love myself before anything else and i knew he was meant for me with no doubt, because when we first met till after 14 years of our marriage, he was there for me. After our divorce, without a shadow of a doubt I do felt completely off balance and i was living each day with no direction and very little actual presence of myself. I felt like I was on auto pilot and I was wasting day after day all in pains..And as of February 3rd, he started bringing in all the lies, the other women, etc. I knew I married for bigger reasons so I hope its just the fog of our issues that brought in the uncertainty. I always liked to keep an open mind, because ultimately i just wanted everything to be ok with the 3 of us (my son my husband and myself) And Its has not been easy after all the times he's left. I just didn't want to keep falling deeper into the wrong direction. My divorce totally went into default in FEBRUARY. I was totally frustrated and i needed help from an online spell caster which Priest Omar rendered to me completely. Finally I am writing this testimony to offer my thanks and deep gratitude to you Priest Omar for keeping to your words and your promises in bringing him back to me in just 24 hours of your powerful spell casting, and for using your gifted and great powers to bring him back today the 2nd of November 2015. Its an Amazing experience i had with you priest Omar. Are you out there experiencing same problems in your marriage, then you can reach him on His Email: victorywhitemagicspell@outlook.com.. His Website: http://victorywhitemagicspell.webs.com. you can also call him on his Telephone: +1 863 274 3763.

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  132. My name is Nicole,i live in UK,its been six months now,since i broke up with my girlfriend,we had a very big problem that was beyond our control,i came to find out that she was having an affair with another guy,so she stayed away from me,after much begging and apologies,she refuse to come back to me.i tried all i could to make her believe that i still love her,but she said it was over between us.so i discussed it with a very good friend of mine,who advice me on what to do,He told me that the only way that i can get her back is to visit a spell caster.and the name of the spell caster is "wiseindividualspell@gmail.com" So i have always heard about that,but never have the believe.so i was forced to really visit the same spell caster who assured me that i will get my girlfriend back after three days of his spell casting.and he told me to believed that every thing will definitely be fine once he is through with his work. So that was how he cast the spell and three days after,i was so surprise to see the girl that i haven't seen for good six months coming back to my house,and begging for forgiveness. So that was how we both lived a happy life,and till today,our relationship is now stronger than how it were before. Thanks to the "wiseindividualspell@gmail.com " for helping me,in bringing back my girl friend.

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  133. I am Cathrine Walters, i lives in United states and i was in a serious
    relationship with my Ex for 3 good years.. One day we were in a dinner
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    stood up and left me at the dinner party. i try to call him but he was
    not picking my calls so after than i contacted my brother and told him
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    behalf,he told my brother that it is over between us.. Then i
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    after 24Hours after the spell was cast i was in my office when my Ex
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    happily married with one kid my lovely baby(Anita)...i wish you the
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  134. Unimaginable and unbelievable. I am vennesa bill from the United States and i have a good news to share to the entire world. Do you need your ex husband or lover urgently? I wanna tell you that you need not to worry because i have a good news for those out there that are faced or similar to sucha situation because there is always a hope and a solution to all problem. There is a great spell caster called Dr ravidatt who can really solve all your problems. Getting my lover back is what i can't imagine but when I was losing my husband, I needed help and somewhere to turn badly but my friend told me about thpelis sl caster whoa also helped her on the internet. I thought it won't work but i just tried to give this man a chance and i ordered a LOVE SPELL. Two days later, my phone rang. My man was his old self again and wanted to come back to me! Not only come back, This is truly miraculous and the spell caster opened him up to know how much I love and needs him. This Spell Casting isn’t brainwashing, but he opened up his eyes to know how much love we have to share together. I recommend anyone who is in my old situation to try him because he will help you and make things be the way it ought to be. If you have such problem or similar to this, please contact him on his email: ravidattspelltemple@yahoo.com thank you Dr ravidatt in fact you are miraculous and may your gods ever reward you for your good deeds in my life and in my family thank you so much sir.

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  135. I'm here to testify about the great work Dr Marvel did for me. I have been suffering from (HERPES) disease for the past 5 years and had constant pain, especially in my knees. During the first year,I had faith in God that i would be healed someday.This disease started circulating all over my body and i have been taking treatment from my doctor, few weeks ago i came across a testimony of one lady on the internet testifying about a Man called Dr Marvel on how he cured her from Herpes Simplex Virus. And she also gave the email address of this man and advise anybody to contact him for help for any kind of sickness that he would be of help, so I emailed him telling him about my (HERPES Virus) he told me not to worry that i was going to be cured!! Well i never believed it,, well after all the procedures and remedy given to me by this man few weeks later i started experiencing changes all over me as Dr Marvel assured me that i will be cured,after some time i went to my doctor to confirmed if i have be finally healed behold it was TRUE, So friends my advise is if you have such sickness or any other at all you can contact Dr Marvel via email extremespellhome@hotmail.com or his website on http://extremespellhome.webs.com . You can also call his telephone number +1 559 898 2962. Thanks once again Dr Marvel. Helen Robert.

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  136. Hello My name is Kathie Sherine, Am from USA, Texas. and I am very happy for posting on this blog on how a great spell caster helped me in bringing back the love of my life. I know there are lots of women like me out there who have done so much to have back their Husband, I am here to tell you all to search no further because the answer is right here. I sincerely believe if there are up to five spell casters like Dr ayaryi this world would be a better place, I have seen people complaining on how fake spell castes promised to help them but couldn't but with Dr ayaryi I tell you your problem is solved already. My Husband and I had been apart for 3 YEARS and I couldn't bear without living without him, I have tried everything to have him back but nothing was working until I saw numerous testimonies about a spell caster called Dr ayaryi and how great his work is. I contacted him via email (driayaryi2012@hotmail.com) immediately and follow the step that he ask and in the next 48 hours my lover called me and was eager for my forgiveness and that he wished nothing more than to have me in his arms forever. I filled so much joy and happiness that I found Dr ayaryi , I hope you all here will find this testimony of mine and get your husband back in just 48 hours thanks... contact his email: driayaryi2012@hotmail.com

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  137. After being in relationship for 3 years,my husband broke up
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  138. After being in relationship for 3 years,my husband broke up
    with me, I did everything possible to bring him back but all was in
    vain, I wanted him back so much because of the love I have for him, I
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    him back but I am the type that never believed in spell, I had no
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  139. I'm Terry Brown from New York (USA). I am 57 years of age I got married before 27 years. 11 years my wife die and I was alone. I am running a software company so in my office there was a Divorcee woman approx 35 years old, after my wife death she came closer to me and slowly we started an affair she is very pretty and beautiful and I really love her as I used to love my wife she also loves me as her husband we were living together at my home from last six months everything was going on very good I was very happy but before two months she started ignoring me and she left my home and whenever I call her she gives me an excuse and finally before 25 days she said to me that she can’t do it further she does not love me I was shocked what happened my heart was broken and literally I cried too much on that day I was mad nothing was right I tried to convinced her a lot but everything was useless, I can’t describe my situation but by chance I got the help of Dr.Ogudugu, on internet as I have told you I am owner on a software company so I didn’t believe at starting but I did not have any option so I talked to Dr.Ogudugu he gave me 48 Days time to complete my work and he said that she will come back herself.it happened as he claimed I am very grateful to Dr.Ogudugu we are now happy as ever before,Dr.Ogudugu make her know how much we are meet to be together. If you are there having any problems in your relationship...you have to hurry up and get it touch with Dr.Ogudugu is there to help you(GREATOGUDUGU@GMAIL.COM tel: +2348057266712) i am so happy to share these my testimony with you.

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  140. My name is MARY from USA .I am here to give a testimony on how I got my ex boyfriend back. My ex left me for no reason 3 years ago. He moved in with another woman, I felt like killing myself, my life became very bitter and sorrowful. Then 1 day, a friend of mine told me about a great spell caster that is very good to help my problem and, my friend also said that the spell caster gave him some lucky numbers that he played in a lottery and he won. I didn't believe it because I've worked with so many of them and it didn't work. He begged me further so I decided to try this great spell caster called DR SALOBA. I still didn't believe. but I used the spell he gave me and the next day I received a call from my darling boyfriend Thomas last week. He apologized and came back to me. He even gave me 10,000USD as a means of compensating me. I'm very happy now. Thank you DR SALOBA, You can reach DR SALOBA ON via email: salobaspiritualtemple@gmail.com OR you can call my DR SALOBA on +2349036493771.
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  142. Hello my name is Tracy Jones, I'm from United States. I want to inform you all that there is a spell caster that is genuine and real.I never really believed in any of these things but when I was losing Jackson, I needed help and somewhere to turn badly. I found consultant. ogbonispelltemple@hotmail.com and i ordered a LOVE SPELL. Several days later, my phone rang. Jackson was his old self again and wanted to come back to me! Not only come back, the spell caster opened him up to how much I loved and needed him. Spell Casting isn’t brainwashing, but they opened his eyes to how much we have to share together. I recommend anyone who is in my old situation to try it. It will bring you a wonderful surprises as well as your lover back to you. The way things were meant to be.” you can contact the spell caster on his email: ogbonispelltemple@hotmail.com he’s very nice and great.

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  143. How I Got My Ex Husband Back...........

    I am Shannon by name. Greetings to every one that is reading this testimony. I have been rejected by my husband after three(3) years of marriage just because another woman had a spell on him and he left me and the kid to suffer. one day when i was reading through the web, i saw a post on how this spell caster on this address Makospelltemple@yahoo.com , have help a woman to get back her husband and i gave him a reply to his address and he told me that a woman had a spell on my husband and he told me that he will help me and after 2 days that i will have my husband back. i believed him and today i am glad to let you all know that this spell caster have the power to bring lovers back. because i am now happy with my husband. Thanks for Dr.Mako. His email: Makospelltemple@yahoo.com

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  144. Good day my name is Steven am from Norway, i don't just know how to say this, am short of words i never new that there are spell casters who can truly bring back lost love,but Dr erigo has showed me that there are real spell casters,he brought back my love after i have been scammed by some thief who claims to be spell casters, i was in love with a girl she loved me and i loved her too,suddenly she started behaving negatively towards me,one morning she just woke up and told me she is tired of the relationship, i was so surprised because i never did anything wrong to her since we have been in relationship for good 4years i do respect her so much just because of the love i have for her,so i decided to plead with her to forgive me if i have wronged her unknowingly, but she insisted to quite,that was how we broke up since 2years ago, i could not do without her because i love her so much, she left me and she no longer pick my calls,then i have been looking for how to get her back to my life, i have been contacting some thief's online who claims to be spell casters, they scammed me of my money, then i decided not to contact any spell caster again,until a friend of mine introduced me to Dr erigo he told me that Dr erigo helped his sister in getting back her love few weeks ago then i decided to give a try for the last time due to the evidence i saw, then i contacted him and told him everything and how i have been scammed the only thing he told me was that am lucky for contacting him that my love will come back to me within 24 hours,then i told him that is not possible, then he told me to watch and see,that was how i decided to wait and see what will happened in the next 24hours,immediately the 24hours got completed surprisingly i got a call from her i was shocked she was crying on the phone pleading to me that i should forgive her,at first i taught it was a dream,but i now realized that this is reality so i have to forgive her because that is what i have been looking for, within the next 5hours she came to my house still pleading for forgive then i told her i have forgiven her and now we are living happily than ever before, i thank you Dr erigo, if you need his help you can contact him through his private mail: erigospellcaster@gmail.com

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  145. Hello everyone merry Xmas and a happy new year in advance
    My name is Koyna Georgieva From England . if I refuse to share this testimony it means I am selfish to my self and to people I love so much whom might have similar problems, my husband left home after a little misunderstanding and never came back home at first I thought it was a joke he left me for his mistress outside, all dis happened September I am sharing this testimony because Christmas is around the corner and will be a very bad cellebration if you dont spend it with your loved one's,so many men will live their wife and celebrate Christmas with there girl friend, I complained to my very good friend she told me she was having such problems in her marriage until she was introduce to Dr erigo a specialist doctor who specializes in bringing back broken homes and broken marriages Dr erigo cast a spell for me in October10th surprisingly my husband came home October 15th apologizing that I should forgive him that this will never happen again. with this I will never forget Dr erigo saved my marriage his contact address is erigospellcaster@gmail.com or +233554735123,you can still save your marriage if you really love your husband

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  146. Hello everyone merry Xmas and a happy new year in advance
    My name is monica From USA . if I refuse to share this testimony it means I am selfish to my self and to people I love so much whom might have similar problems, my husband left home after a little misunderstanding and never came back home at first I thought it was a joke he left me for his mistress outside, all dis happened September I am sharing this testimony because Christmas is around the corner and will be a very bad celebration if you don't spend it with your loved one's,so many men will live their wife and celebrate Christmas with there girl friend, I complained to my very good friend she told me she was having such problems in her marriage until she was introduce to Dr Paul a specialist doctor who specializes in bringing back broken homes and broken marriages Dr Paul cast a spell for me in October 10th surprisingly my husband came home October 15th apologizing that I should forgive him that this will never happen again. with this I will never forget Dr Paul who saved my marriage his contact address is cocomadevil.666@gmail.com ,you can still save your marriage if you really love your husband..

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  147. I met my boyfriend while on vacation in Europe. We were both with tourist groups from across the country and it was fate that we met when we did. We both had just gotten out of abusive relationships and needed a fresh start. We had more in common than anyone I have ever met. He was my soul mate and I knew it from the day I met him. When we returned to the U.S., he became distant. We lived 5 states away from each other and maintaining a long distance relationship was hard. He broke up with me after a few months and I felt lost. My best friend told me about this love spell caster from re_unifyexlove@outlook.com or website info: http://reunifyexlove.webs.com that help people by casting spells, so I gave it a try. I contacted Dr. Grea and ordered for a love spell with the intention of not only bringing him back, but also getting him to move by me so that we could have a normal relationship. It worked better than I ever expected! One day he just stopped into my work and I almost fell off of my chair! I was so surprised to see him with a big smile and flowers! He told me that he got a new job in the area and moved here so that we could be together. He professed his love for me and how I make him a better person. I know it had everything to do with the love spell that I had cast by Dr. Grea via: Re_unifyexlove@outlook.com or website info: http://reunifyexlove.webs.com and also want to shout it to the world that his spells really make magic happen!

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  148. I have been in bondage ever since my ex Husband leave me for another woman, It was really hell for me and everybody told me to forget about him but i could not because i love him so much,I cried and sobbed every day, until it got so bad that I reached out to the Internet for help.And i saw a testimony of a spell caster who help a girl called cynthia get he ex boyfriend back, and i said let me give it a try,but I never believe because i thought all spell caster is fake,so i decided to contact him for help and he cast a love spell for me which i use in getting my Husband back and now i am a happy woman.For what you have done for me,i will not stop to share your goodness to people out there for the good work you are doing.Once again thank you Dr.Ofemo You are truly talented and gifted. If you need his help you can reach him on his email address:drofemospelltempl@gmail.com i believed him and today i am glad to let you all know that this spell caster have the power to bring lovers back. because i am now happy with my husband.Try the Dr.Ofemo today he we be the key or answer to your problem. Here's his contact email drofemospelltemple@yahoo.com or his cell number +2348163387496 his web/site http://drofemospelltemple.wix.com/dr-ofemo

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  149. I have been in bondage ever since my ex Husband leave me for another woman, It was really hell for me and everybody told me to forget about him but i could not because i love him so much,I cried and sobbed every day, until it got so bad that I reached out to the Internet for help.And i saw a testimony of a spell caster who help a girl called cynthia get he ex boyfriend back, and i said let me give it a try,but I never believe because i thought all spell caster is fake,so i decided to contact him for help and he cast a love spell for me which i use in getting my Husband back and now i am a happy woman.For what you have done for me,i will not stop to share your goodness to people out there for the good work you are doing.Once again thank you Dr.Ofemo You are truly talented and gifted. If you need his help you can reach him on his email address:drofemospelltempl@gmail.com i believed him and today i am glad to let you all know that this spell caster have the power to bring lovers back. because i am now happy with my husband.Try the Dr.Ofemo today he we be the key or answer to your problem. Here's his contact email drofemospelltemple@yahoo.com or his cell number +2348163387496 his web/site http://drofemospelltemple.wix.com/dr-ofemo..

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  150. How to get your ex lover back and be happy again, My Name is Bartley Whitley I never believed in love spells or magic until i met this spell caster once when i went to Indian in June last year on a business summit i meet a friend of mine called Mariana she introduce me to a man called Dr Shiva at hinduspelltemple@yahoo.com that he can help me get my lover back, Dr Shiva is powerful he could help you cast a spells to bring back your love s gone misbehaving lover looking for some one to love you bring back lost money and magic money spell or spell for a good job am now happy & a living testimony because the man i had wanted to marry left me 4weeks before our wedding and my life was upside down because our relationship has been on for 3 year i really loved him, but his mother was against me and he had no good paying job so when i met this spell caster, i told him what happened and explained the situation of things to him at first i was undecided, skeptical and doubtful, but i just gave it a try and in 6 days when i returned to back to Canada my boyfriend (is now my husband ) he called me by himself and came to me apologizing that everything had been settled with his mom and family and he got a new job interview so we should get married i didn’t believe it because the spell caster only asked for my name and my boyfriends name and all i wanted him to do well we are happily married now and we are expecting our little kid and my husband also got a new job and our lives became much better in case anyone needs the spell caster for some help contact him today via his email address at: hinduspelltemple@yahoo.com Or Check Out His Web site at http://hinduspelltemple.wix.com/hinduspelltemple

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  151. HELLO EVERYBODY AM LIZZY FROM IRELAND I AM FULL OF JOY FOR WHAT DR AGBALAGBA DID FOR ME, I NEVER TAUGHT SPELL CASTING WAS REAL BECAUSE I HAVE CONTACTED ALOT OF SPELL CASTERS AND THEY ALL COLLECTED MY MONEY WITHOUT GIVING ME RESULT, SOMEBODY TOLD ME OF AGBALAGBA SO I GAVE IT A TRY, BEHOLD! I WAS SUPRISED OF EVERYTHING MY HUSBAND LEFT ME FOR 11YRS BUT AGBALAGBA TOLD ME NOT TO WORRY THAT HE WILL RETURN HIM BACK TO ME . TODAY AM THE MOST HAPPIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD BECAUSE AGBALAGBA RESTORE JOY BACK TO ME BY BRINGING HIM BACK, AM GREATFUL FOR EVERYTHING BECAUSE I NEVER TAUGHT I WILL EVER FEEL THE WARM TOUCH OF MY HUSBAND AGAIN, I PROMISED HIM THAT I WILL ALWAYS SINGS HIS PRAISES EVERYWHERE I GO AND TELL THE WHOLE WORLD OF HOW POWERFUL HE IS…. CONTACT HIM THROUGH THIS EMAIL FOR ALL THOSE OF YOU WHO WANTS TO BE HAPPY LIKE ME AGAIN…… AGBALAGBATEMPLE@YAHOO.COM

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  152. HELLO EVERYBODY AM LIZZY FROM IRELAND I AM FULL OF JOY FOR WHAT DR AGBALAGBA DID FOR ME, I NEVER TAUGHT SPELL CASTING WAS REAL BECAUSE I HAVE CONTACTED ALOT OF SPELL CASTERS AND THEY ALL COLLECTED MY MONEY WITHOUT GIVING ME RESULT, SOMEBODY TOLD ME OF AGBALAGBA SO I GAVE IT A TRY, BEHOLD! I WAS SUPRISED OF EVERYTHING MY HUSBAND LEFT ME FOR 11YRS BUT AGBALAGBA TOLD ME NOT TO WORRY THAT HE WILL RETURN HIM BACK TO ME . TODAY AM THE MOST HAPPIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD BECAUSE AGBALAGBA RESTORE JOY BACK TO ME BY BRINGING HIM BACK, AM GREATFUL FOR EVERYTHING BECAUSE I NEVER TAUGHT I WILL EVER FEEL THE WARM TOUCH OF MY HUSBAND AGAIN, I PROMISED HIM THAT I WILL ALWAYS SINGS HIS PRAISES EVERYWHERE I GO AND TELL THE WHOLE WORLD OF HOW POWERFUL HE IS…. CONTACT HIM THROUGH THIS EMAIL FOR ALL THOSE OF YOU WHO WANTS TO BE HAPPY LIKE ME AGAIN…… AGBALAGBATEMPLE@YAHOO.COM

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  153. Hello my name is Frankie Ellie i want to thank dr ogogodu for what he has done in my life recently my lover who broke up with me 2 months ago have come back to me all thanks to dr ogogodu for the wonderful work he did in my life,i am so happy with him,if you need is help he can bring back you lover within 24hours you can contect him on Email ogogodutempleofsolution@gmail.com or call him +2348078999655

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  156. Wow my Torino is back to my life, this year is the most happiest year i have ever had in my whole life, am very happy because i celebrated the xmas with my lover Torino who left me 2 years ago i have always loved him and always which to be with him again, but never knew that Dr okpa is going to bring him back to my arms within 48 hours and not just bringing him but at the festive period. Am very happy my dream has come true.Am very happy and i know 2016 is going to be a great year for us. So i want to thank Dr okpa for the great work which he did for me and if you need his help you contact him through: okpatempleofsolution@gmail.com

    Name: Daniela
    From: USA

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  157. I want to use this golden medium to appreciate Dr. Ofemo a great spell caster for helping me retrieving back my relationship with my ex wife back when he ended and turned back on me for quite a long time now 5 months ago.i never thought my ex wife will come back to me again,i am very happy at last that my ex wife is back to me,who left me six months to our wedding just because of some little misunderstanding,But today we are married and we are expecting our little baby,i sincerely want to say thanks to Dr Ofemo for helping me cast the spell that brings her back to me,i am grateful and happier than ever before,Thank You Doctor for helping me, and if you are also having problem in your relationship or any part of life,his email drofemospelltemple@yahoo.com You can also have a better relationship only if you contact:drofemospelltemple@gmail.com or his cell number +2348163387496 his web/site http://drofemospelltemple.wix.com/dr-ofemo

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  158. Unimaginable and unbelievable. I am Mary Ken from the United States and i have a good news to share to the entire world. Do you need your ex husband or lover urgently? I wanna tell you that you need not to worry because i have a good news for those out there that are faced or similar to such situation because there is always a hope and a solution to all problem. There is a great spell caster called Dr Miracle who can really solve all your problems. Getting my lover back is what i can't imagine but when I was losing Mike, I needed help and somewhere to turn badly but my Cousin told me about this spell caster who also helped her on the internet. I thought it won't work but i just tried to give this man a chance and i ordered a LOVE SPELL. Two days later, my phone rang. Mike was his old self again and wanted to come back to me! Not only come back, This is truly miraculous and the spell caster opened him up to know how much I love and needs him. This Spell Casting isn’t brainwashing, but he opened up his eyes to know how much love we have to share together. I recommend anyone who is in my old situation to try him because he will help you and make things be the way it ought to be. If you have such problem or similar to this, please contact him on his email: homeoflightandsolution@yahoo.com thank you Dr Miracle in fact you are miraculous and may your gods ever reward you for your good deeds..

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  159. My name is Ruth Moore from uk. I never believed in love spells or magic until i met this spell caster once when i went to Africa in February this year on a business summit. I meant a man who’s name is DR.OYINBO he is really powerful and could help cast spells to bring back one’s gone, lost, misbehaving lover and magic money spell or spell for a good job or luck spell .I’m now happy & a living testimony cos the man i had wanted to marry left me 3 weeks before our wedding and my life was upside down cos our relationship has been on for 3years. I really loved him, but his mother was against us and he had no good paying job. So when i met this spell caster, i told him what happened and explained the situation of things to him. At first i was undecided, skeptical and doubtful, but i just gave it a try. And in 7 days when i returned to Canada, my boyfriend (now husband) called me by himself and came to me apologizing that everything had been settled with his mom and family and he got a new job interview so we should get married. I didn’t believe it cos the spell caster only asked for my name and my boyfriends name and all i wanted him to do. Well we are happily married now and we are expecting our little kid, and my husband also got the new job and our lives became much better. His email is prophetoyinbojesus@yahoo.com

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  160. My name is Ruth Moore from uk. I never believed in love spells or magic until i met this spell caster once when i went to Africa in February this year on a business summit. I meant a man who’s name is DR.OYINBO he is really powerful and could help cast spells to bring back one’s gone, lost, misbehaving lover and magic money spell or spell for a good job or luck spell .I’m now happy & a living testimony cos the man i had wanted to marry left me 3 weeks before our wedding and my life was upside down cos our relationship has been on for 3years. I really loved him, but his mother was against us and he had no good paying job. So when i met this spell caster, i told him what happened and explained the situation of things to him. At first i was undecided, skeptical and doubtful, but i just gave it a try. And in 7 days when i returned to Canada, my boyfriend (now husband) called me by himself and came to me apologizing that everything had been settled with his mom and family and he got a new job interview so we should get married. I didn’t believe it cos the spell caster only asked for my name and my boyfriends name and all i wanted him to do. Well we are happily married now and we are expecting our little kid, and my husband also got the new job and our lives became much better. His email is prophetoyinbojesus@yahoo.com

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  161. Hello friends, I'm Jeremy Micheal from USA. I want to share my testimony and how grateful I am since my lover came back to me because of the great help from a powerful spell caster DR. SAM whose email address is [ miraclefertilitysolutiontemple@yahoo.com ] rendered to me. My girlfriend broke up with me on the first week of October last year because she thought I was cheating on her, she told me that her friends has been telling her that I have been seeing someone else when she is not around. I tried to make her understand that her friends are lying to her but she did not give me the chance to explain to her this was how she left me. After a month of our breakup I tried to live a normal life without her but it was very hard for me to cope then I decided to contact DR. SAM after seeing several testimonies about his work every single blog I log into via his email address miraclefertilitysolutiontemple@yahoo.com which I came across this month January 2nd during my search looking for help on how to get my lover back. DR. SAM then cast a love spell for me and made my lover to come back to me within the period of 48hours. With this great joy in my heart I want to say a big thanks to DR. SAM. If any one needs such help don’t wait all life time to get help in getting back your lover contact DR. SAM now on his personal email : miraclefertilitysolutiontempl1@gmail.com or miraclefertilitysolutiontemple@yahoo.com or through his website: http://miraclefertilityso.wix.com/dr-sam
    You can also contact him through his mobile: +2348110496031. Contact him now for love spell to bring back your ex lover and pregnancy spell he is the best spell caster and he is the best solution to all relationship problems.



    Hello friends, I'm Jeremy Micheal from USA. I want to share my testimony and how grateful I am since my lover came back to me because of the great help from a powerful spell caster DR. SAM whose email address is [ miraclefertilitysolutiontemple@yahoo.com ] rendered to me. My girlfriend broke up with me on the first week of October last year because she thought I was cheating on her, she told me that her friends has been telling her that I have been seeing someone else when she is not around. I tried to make her understand that her friends are lying to her but she did not give me the chance to explain to her this was how she left me. After a month of our breakup I tried to live a normal life without her but it was very hard for me to cope then I decided to contact DR. SAM after seeing several testimonies about his work every single blog I log into via his email address miraclefertilitysolutiontemple@yahoo.com which I came across this month January 2nd during my search looking for help on how to get my lover back. DR. SAM then cast a love spell for me and made my lover to come back to me within the period of 48hours. With this great joy in my heart I want to say a big thanks to DR. SAM. If any one needs such help don’t wait all life time to get help in getting back your lover contact DR. SAM now on his personal email : miraclefertilitysolutiontempl1@gmail.com or miraclefertilitysolutiontemple@yahoo.com or through his website: http://miraclefertilityso.wix.com/dr-sam
    You can also contact him through his mobile: +2348110496031. Contact him now for love spell to bring back your ex lover and pregnancy spell he is the best spell caster and he is the best solution to all relationship problems.

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  162. I never use to believe in spell casting until i met Dr Igbolo a powerful spell caster who helped me to be a happy person again. My name is Joan Jerry and i reside in USA. After 4 years of Broken marriage, my husband left me with two kids. I felt like my life was about to end and i almost committed suicide, i was emotionally down for a very long time. Thanks to a Great spell caster called Dr Igbolo which i met online on one fateful day when I was browsing through the internet, i came across a lot of testimonies about this particular Great spell caster how he has helped so many people. he has helped people to bring back their Ex lover, some testified that he restores womb, cure cancer and other sickness, and so on. I also came across a testimony, it was about a woman called Cynthia, she testified about how his spell made her to be pregnant after so many years of bareness and at the end of her testimony she dropped Dr Igbolo email address. After reading all these, i decided to give it a try and i contacted him and explained my problem to him and he assured me that in less than 48 hours, my husband will call me and beg for forgiveness but i thought it will not work. When he had finished casting the spell, the next day my husband called me and he was begging for forgiveness just as Dr Igbolo said. This is not brain washing and after the spell has been cast, i realized that my husband love me like never before and the spell caster opened him up to know how much i love him and how much love we need to share. We are even happier now than before. Dr Igbolo is really a gifted man and i will not stop publishing him because he is a wonderful man. If you have a problem and you are looking for a real and a genuine spell caster to solve all your problems contact Dr Igbolo now on drigbololovespell@gmail.com. He will help you solve all your problems. Once again thank you Dr Igbolo for your good deeds.

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  163. I will says to the world to celebrate this great testimony with me, i never believe i can ever get my ex lover back one day. My story and thanksgiving goes to Dr.Ofemo When my lover left me i never taught that i will be able to get him back after all he has put me through, But i am so happy that after the interference of Dr. Ofemo i was able to get my lover back after 24 hours and i can proudly to say, that who ever need help in getting there lover back should contact Dr. Ofemo contact his email drofemospelltemple@yahoo.com
    that is why i also want to let everyone who is in need of help out there to also seek help from him so he can help via email drofemospelltemple@gmail.com or his cell number +2348163387496 his web/site http://drofemospelltemple.wix.com/dr-ofemo

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  164. I will says to the world to celebrate this great testimony with me, i never believe i can ever get my ex lover back one day. My story and thanksgiving goes to Dr.Ofemo When my lover left me i never taught that i will be able to get him back after all he has put me through, But i am so happy that after the interference of Dr. Ofemo i was able to get my lover back after 24 hours and i can proudly to say, that who ever need help in getting there lover back should contact Dr. Ofemo contact his email drofemospelltemple@yahoo.com
    that is why i also want to let everyone who is in need of help out there to also seek help from him so he can help via email drofemospelltemple@gmail.com or his cell number +2348163387496 his web/site http://drofemospelltemple.wix.com/dr-ofemo..

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