Friday, November 19, 2010

Poor Stupid Cat

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This is my cat. Her name is Lola, and she's not all there.

When Lola was a kitten, she somehow got outside and drank antifreeze.

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She was never quite right after that. I decided to keep her indoors until she was an adult, because I didn't trust her to take care of herself outside.

A couple years later, I decided to see if I could expand her horizons beyond the confines of my house. I opened the front door and gave her a little nudge. Cautiously, she took a few steps across the yard, and then completely lost her shit. Apparently having never felt grass, she didn't know what to do with herself, and clumsily marched around the yard, howling in distress at the squishy, cool lawn beneath her feet.

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That was the last time I let her outdoors. She never showed any interest in exploring the outside world, so I figured it wouldn't be a problem. But as the years progressed, Lola started to lose her little mind completely.

Like a lot of cats, Lola liked to sleep in the sink. Unlike other cats, Lola didn't seem to notice when the faucet was running, and would plop her fat self down in the sink regardless. One night I was brushing my teeth before bed, and the phone rang in the other room. I went to answer it, and by the time I came back a few minutes later, Lola was nearly submerged in a sink full of water, almost defiant in her determination to stay put.

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As time progressed, Lola developed a sort of guard dog mentality, growling quietly at company and stalking them as they moved from room to room. Unfortunately, she had a hard time differentiating between strangers and myself, and on occasion she'd attack me. Sometimes when I'd get out of the shower, she'd snap into wildcat mode. I figure it's because I didn't smell like someone she knew, which caused her to view me as prey.

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Back when she was a kitten, unfettered by the sweet allure of engine coolant, Lola's hunter instincts served her well. If she spotted a bug or moth on the ceiling, she'd rapidly climb the nearest bookshelf or floor lamp to get closer to it–or if it was more convenient, she'd dig in her claws and climb the nearest human.

She still does this from time to time, always suddenly and without warning. Sadly, she's too dumb and too fat to climb very high, so she just launches herself partway up my back and then hangs there, exhausted, like a lump of furry bread dough.

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She's pretty much a worthless cat, and it sort of bums me out. Sometimes when I see her staring up at a moth on the wall, confused and forlorn, I'll lift her up so she can reach out with her fat paws and grab at it. I feel like I'm helping her maintain some sort of feline decorum in this way.

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Even then, I have to hold her right in front of the moth before she'll grab at it. More often than not she just bats at the air and yowls, but every so often she'll succeed and stuff the moth in her mouth.

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I left home when I graduated from high school, so Lola lives with my mom now. Whenever I call home, my mom always has new stories to tell me about Lola, or as my mom likes to call her, "that stupid braindead cat of yours who I'm going to murder with a steak knife if she keeps biting my ankles." My mother tells me that she can't put hand lotion on before bed anymore, because Lola panics at my mom smelling different, and has to lick off all the lotion before she'll settle down and leave my mother alone.

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I remind myself that pet ownership is for life, even when your pet is a barely functioning lump of fur and claws. You have to stick it out and take care of your stupid animal forever, or until you move away from home and pawn it off on an unsuspecting family member. Then, it's just a matter of time before your mom calls you to tell you your dumb cat wandered into a woodchipper, and that she's buying a poodle.

229 comments:

  1. I seriously love your work.
    When I read it I seriously laugh out loud.
    Keep it up!

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  2. Haha, nice, Adam. I love your blog. I'm glad you decided to do one.

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  3. I only found your blog two days ago and I'm a lifelong fan. This is brilliant. Unlike Lola, apparently.

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  4. This makes me chortle.
    My cat is also really fat, and thinks she's a dog. She eats my dog's food, runs to the door when people come meowing, and chases balls when you throw them. It's a little sad, really.

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  5. Thanks for making my day. Your cat is suspiciously like mine. Mine is so fat, in fact, the people often as if HE is pregnant.
    Oh the joys of pet ownership.
    I haven't been reading your blog for more than a week, but am already raving about your brilliance. Keep it up!

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  6. Haha - I love it. Cats are crazy.

    Love your work!

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  7. I love...love, love, love...your work. Please don't stop writing this. You're my comedic hero.

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  8. once upon a time I had I mentally challenges cat. He would sleep in the sink with water running and often try and join me in the shower.

    The end

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  9. I wish I could say my cat is mentally ill, but he is just the spawn of Hitler and Yoko Ono. He plans out his attacks and succeeds unlike Hitler and his meow is more soothing than Yoko's CDs. Your cat sounds like an angel compared to mine. haha

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  10. Your blog is hilarious! Very few things are able to make me laugh the way your blog does. Thank you for doing what you do. :)

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  11. I laughed profusely! Especially love the "mrow mrow mrow" drawing in the beginning and the "crunch crunch" eating the moth cartoon. Portland keeps getting more awesome it seems.

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  12. Your blog entries always make me laugh, thank you for sharing your humor and talent with us. :)

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  13. Your Lola reminds me of my friend's cat Alice. She looks like her and acts like her. I don't know about the licking thing, but Alice likes to attack people. And sleep on their faces... She minds water though.We also had a cat who didn't like to go outside. Except she attached herself to the window screens instead of walking funny.

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  14. Superb!
    Dude, your blog is insanely funny. I'm serious, when I discovered it (thanks, Reddit!) I spent the next hour or so nigh on choking with laughter.

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  15. hilarious!

    I have a retarded cat too. my Hobbes. a big dumb retard. like Lenny in Of Mice and Men. *sigh*

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  16. LLOL. I'm showing this to my mother.

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  17. Your blog is really well written! I always look forward to the next post. Keep up the good work, and post more often!!

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  18. Love your blog, amazing lol. i Stumbledupon it one day and it was basically an auto thumbs up. now your blog is one of the 3 i check daily for updates (along with Hyperbole and a Half and Nataliedee). You're a pro! keep it up!

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  19. yes! i get excited every time you post something new. this one was great, as always. keep up the good work

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  20. Dear Mister,
    i'm sorry to say this, but you don't deserve a cat!

    P.S. I love your blog, though!

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  21. I found your blog a few weeks ago and found myself still awake at 2 AM scrolling back through pages. It's HILARIOUS. Keep posting your funny stories!

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  22. Cats suck. But I love your blog! Stumbleuponed it and I check it all the time! Keep it up!

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  23. I think I'm in love with you...r blog.

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  24. I'm so glad I stumbled on your blog; every single entry has made me cry with laughter. Please keep updating as frequently as possible, it's always a treat when a new entry comes along :)

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  25. Nice! It sounds like your cat has a lot of personality! So does mine :) He likes to lay on my shoulders whenever I sew, and begs heavily for food.

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  26. I literally lol'd so much I had tears...this was awesome... I <3 Lola

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  27. Much to my horror/annoyance/humiliation, I have 2 of these cats.

    love the site.

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  28. Apart from the lack of a suitable aspect ratio, this cat could well be Lola: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3kQ2Z22kG8

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  29. you, sir, are awesome

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  30. From someone with two cats who were apparently dropped on their heads when rescued as kittens .... I can so relate!!

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  31. so, umm...why is your mom naked in bed? just sayin.

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  32. I love your stories/website! I've been through and read ever single one now.

    Please, keep the stories coming. They're so funny/adorable/easy to identify with. This one is especially easy to relate with. -stares forlornly at sleeping cat-

    So yeah. I'll continue reading if you continue writing, 'kay? :3

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  33. Fantastic! Just want to say I love your blog. Keep it up!

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  34. Great stuff Adam! You always crack me up with how accurate your stories to life are. You create really relatable material here and do it in a fun loving fashion. Keep up the good work and I hope you never stop drawing and story telling!

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  35. I just laughed my way thru this entire post...funny, funny stuff!

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  36. I don;t know who you are, but we are the same age, we live on opposite sides of the county, and I love your stuff. I found this post first and am working back, but you are hilarious and look forward to reading more. Keep up the good work!

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  37. lol omg kitty boobies!, well pseudo reverse cleavage.

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  38. Love your blog...your cat reminds of my son's cat, Thomas who is huge and had vision problems I think...the pic of you holding her up to the moth!! too funny. Keep up the great stories and pics :)

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  39. ... your mom's naked. weird.

    funny post,though.

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  40. You just made me compleatly love my stupid and worthless cat... <3

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  41. i love your blog. you make me laugh. i hope you keep writing

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  42. i read all ur posts..& now THR R NO MORE POSTS..*Itching*..NEED MORE POSTS..SOON..plz?

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  44. Poor cat! My cat Gir, climbs up my skin too. He'll hear me rustling about with food and he's up me like a gladiator on a climbing wall. Your drawings are enough to make me laugh hard, you're seriously hilarious. Keep it up I'll have a six pack by christmas from laughing. Scary chick comment :/

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  45. Idiots like this shouldn't be allowed to have pets, especially when they aren't going to bother taking care of them.

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  46. Haha hilarious. My cat is old and senile and when I moved away from home, leaving her there, it only took six months before the death threats from my mom started filling my inbox. Now she lives with me and does her old senile crap, peeing on any piece of clothing I leave laying around.

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  47. My wife and I have a cat that is about as brainless. It takes her about 15 minutes to realize that her tail had just been stepped on. There is no anti-freeze to blame this on. She is just barley home in the head. It is very surprising because she comes from a very intelligent line of cats.

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  48. Sad lola.

    Although she was sorta lucky---antifreeze often kills cats.

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  49. This is amazing! Absolutely loved it.

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  50. I'm pretty sure we own Lola's twin. We call her, Ani, short for "Annikin", as she, like Darth, has a dark side as well. Cats like these made life interesting.

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  51. You're so talented. I read all of your stuff today.

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  52. I appreciate your utterly sarcastic and almost bitter writing. Your comedy is fresh view on life today and very relatable. Congrats on the blog and keep up the good writing.

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  53. Love it!!!! I have a dog like that!!!

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  54. I felt like I was reading about my own cat, especially the part about the moth, I'll pick her up to let her battle..........it never ends well. Great story and artwork

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  55. Could you possibly put your fat Lola eating the moth on a t-shirt?

    I would buy...so many.

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  56. Just found your blog and I love it.

    Seeing the story of Lola makes me never want to complain about my cat again.

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  57. This is quite possibly the best website StumbleUpon has ever had the good grace to show me. Thank you so much, you've helped me spend a good hour and a half being entertained and not writing a paper. Lola sounds great, please tell your mother to send her to me so I can use her to drive my roommate to insanity, she hates cats.

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  58. I just found your stuff, love it mate! It's just as good as Hyperbole & a Half, if not better.

    Supreme work!

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  59. I knew a cat who was way worse than your Lola. His name was Roger and he was dumb enough to cry. He did not even look like a cat since he had very short ears, a short tail and no feline elegance at all.

    He committed suicide by jumping off a window... or he just fell off. We are not sure since he fell numerous times before.

    Thank you for reminding me of this lovely fellow.

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  60. My sister's cat, Pussywillow, used to also lick the lotion off of our mom's hands.

    There was one brand that he *loved* to lick, so maybe Lola licks your mom because she thinks the lotion is nummy.

    Pussywillow *only* licked Mom's hands in bed; any other time, she was safe.

    Your cat reminds me, mostly, of my brother-in-law's old cat, Sheba.
    Sheba would fall off the sofa, and just keep rollin'.

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  61. Stumbled on your blog - absolutely love it! (Nothing to do with sharing my name at all.) Keep up the hilarious anecdotes! (I can't help but wonder if the word "hilarious" is redundant when coupled with anecdotes...)

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  62. Having lived with a deaf cat and now a blind dog, I can feel the pain that these owners endure. I'm a seeing eye human.

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  63. Awwww. Poor Lola! Keep on lovin' and drawin' her.

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  64. Your cat isnt accidentally attacking you by accident shes trying to teach you what happens to douchebages who force an animal to live completely indoors. Also thats probably why shes so wierd.

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  65. Seriously just laughed myself into a six-pack, please keep it up.

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  66. I might have thought this was cute had it not ended with such a gruesome ending. The picture in my mind of a cat being chewed up in a wood chipper made me sick.

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  67. Okay. I really can't get through one of your posts without laughing uncontrollably. And I have (and I hate having to use this word) devoured all of your posts. Every post is a good post. Please keep doing this!

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  68. I printed out the illustration of you helping Lola catch the bug and I have it near my desk at work.

    This blog makes AIB proud!

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  69. Oh man! I love it. We have 2 cats the fit this description perfectly! One is too fat to do anything and the other is unbelievably stupid.

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  70. Ah, the endless kitty lulz. I have a lovable ginger kitty named Niccolo who has a crazy eye and eats my hair.

    I wonder if upon posting this particular blog you were expecting all of the crazy cat ladies of the internet to flock to it like a free kitten giveaway in front of Safeway. You gotta know your audience.

    I have followed your blog. I am looking forward to reading future anecdotes about Teen Mom and drag queens. Right up my alley.

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  71. HAHA! Have you met Allie?

    http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/

    She pretty much has the dog version of your cat.

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  72. I cried, and still can't stop laughing randomly throughout the day when my mind wanders back to this story.

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  73. A little off-topic, sorry, but from the look of it you drew your mother sleeping in the nude. Got some definite bare shoulder action going on there. Little creepy, fella, I gotta say.

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  74. great stuff. i have to admit, i'm not quite gutsy enough to draw comics about my cat (i'm trying to do one for something i'm working on right now and i had to wait until i got out of the state..i also dumped my cat on my mom when i left for college..to draw it. because otherwise i fell like she'd be able to read it, get mad, and sue me..we can't all get antifreeze cats, some of us are stuck with crazy brilliant malicious ones)

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  75. really really funny. I really like your drawings :)

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  76. my cat does the same thing, and his stupidity has end up costing me around £5000.

    falling off a 3 storey windowsill.
    eating my anti depressant medication, which really didn't go down well because the operation was so fucking expensive i thought i'd have to watch him die. which made me even more depressed.

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  77. These are some of the many reasons why I changed to a pet dog, haha. I can feel your pain.

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  78. I left my dumb old cat with my parents. Except he didn't have to drink chemicals to get this way... he was just born dumb. This is his permanent facial expression : O.O Thank god he's not violent and hasn't gotten into too many scary situations (mostly due to him being a coward) but once, my dad decided to clean the litterbox. While he was outside, rincing it out, the cat peed in a pile of clean laundry my mom hadn't finished folding. He got locked in a few cupboards a couple of times too. And he can't really meow, it sounds more like a kitten trying to clear his throat so who knows how long he was in there until we heard his faint scratching and "meowing".

    He still lives with my parents. I think if I moved him, he would go into shock. He already suffered a three month depression when I moved away and couldn't take him with me... Poor dumb cat. I love him to death.

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  79. Aw, Lola's not worthless! She's worth hours of mindless entertainment! :)

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  80. So I saw 3 cats laying by the road today. Why don't people just leave their fucking cats inside.

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  82. So I want you to know that I'm fairly certain that I have scared the crap out of all my neighbors thanks to your stories.

    I have spent the last 15 min laughing at the top of my lungs from reading your posts and looking at the accompanying illustrations.

    And by laughing I'm not talking like a couple of ladylike giggles quietly muffled all 1800's style

    No, I mean the kind that are at the top of your lungs, eventually lose their sound because you can't breathe, everyone around you doesn't understand because nothing is that funny type of laughter.

    So thanks to you I have surely confirmed that my neighbors believe me to be some crazy person who laughs at 2 am. I'm not saying it wouldn't have happened eventually, plus that's what they get for living in an apartment complex with such thin walls

    In short (ha) please continue writing, I enjoy being that girl who laughs too loud

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  84. I may or may not have just piddled in my pants a little from laughing... The illustrations are hilarious.

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  85. omg this is absolutely hilarious. I think I've owned 5 of these cats! Your pictures are adorable!

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  86. That was... amazing XD Hahaha So perfect

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  87. Loved the post. :D I think my cat and your cat would be friends. Her name is Zelda and we think she was dropped on her head as a kitten.

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  88. I think our cats are related... uh-oh.

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  89. I just found this blog and I have never laughed so hard!! This cat story was hilarious! I'll be a regular visitor here now.

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  90. It'd be funnier if the cat's guardian hadn't let the cat outside where it could drink antifreeze in the first place. Calling a cat "stupid" because the owner was the REAL stupid one here is just pathetic. I feel sorry for the cat.

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  91. @ Jennifer;
    Yes, clearly the owner knew what the cat would do on it's free time. Obviously you never owned a cat or else you would realize they tend to think for themselves and do "stupid" things. It's not like he set a bowl of antifreeze out next to the cat kibble, come on now Jennifer!

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  92. If it was supposed to be funny it didn't work. This was downright offensive and cruel. If you choose to have a pet, yes you have to take care of her for as long as she lives, and that means being loving and responsible which clearly you weren't. Posts like yours make idiots think that being careless and abussive towards pets its OK. you SUCK.

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  93. Don't give up hope. One day, she'll catch a mouse and be of use. Believe it!

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  94. Definitely laughed my guts out!, iam an animal lover, but the story and the pictures and me imagining the cat doing all that stuff was super funny, i feel sorry for the cat, but its not like someone made her drink antifreeze or anything like that, pets do what first thing comes to mind, it doesn't necessarily the owners fault

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  95. Reassuring to know men just wanna talk about their cats sometimes too.

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  96. Reassuring to know men just wanna talk about their cats sometimes too.

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  97. Not remotely funny. Lola deserves a better home.

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  98. Oatmeal Twitter, awesome blog and pics! So funny about your disfunctional cat lol

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  99. Oh god I cried laughing at this...

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  100. My friend sent me this blog 2 days after I lost my cat of 16 years, Buddy. I read it at work and nearly started convulsing trying not to giggle out loud.

    The paragraph at the end then made me nearly cry.

    Thanks, I really needed this.

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  101. Hahaha, I love this! I just found your site through StumbleUpon. Funny, because I publish my own cat cartoons on my blog and I didn't expect to see something similar. Keep up the good work.

    ~Vanessa & Avalon, http://avalon-lion.blogspot.com

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  102. Haha! This is the best thing I have read all day long. I laughed so hard from this post I started crying, and I could of sworn I have a 6 pack now. Ow my abs hurt!

    This is great, you are very talented artist and brings his humor to his work, which is just great. I remember doing this to my fat cat years ago, but Lola brings it further into hilarity.

    Bravo

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  103. HAHAHA, I love cats so I would probably laugh at anything cat related...but - this was ridonkulous. I love how you had her marching through the grass. Thanks for the laughs! I really like your style, as well!

    - Lindsay

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  104. Loooolll!!!! hey my cat's also called Lola, and she's kindda peculiar as well, either she ate all her family or she's got a double psicológical pregnancy

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  105. That was too funny. It reminds me of my fat cat named Kitty. She is the same way only i think she fell on her head as a kitten. She has recently started peeing on anything that belongs to my 2 yr. old

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  106. I like your story. It was very interesting, and being an animal lover myself, I can relate to unconditional love with an animal. However, I'm a jerk. You said pawn off and its palm off. Saying that you pawned off your cat to you mom implies that you had your mom loan you money and, in return, you gave your mom the cat as collateral, which unless you did that, which it seems that you didn't, then pawn off is very wrong. When you PALM something off it is like the phrase passing the buck.

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  107. This story had its funny bits, but I couldn't get over the fact that you kept referring to the cat as fat as if it is her fault. Ever heard of a diet? I mean it's really not funny, obesity will slowly kill your cat (sounds like it already is). Bravo.

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  108. OMG...I laughed out loud when reading this! Too funny!

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  109. Look, wtf dude...im not sure if this is true or not...but i just say ur sick...this is not funny at all, i feel bad for the cat...its just a cat remember that, they can only be so smart....why don't u write about something actually worth reading, like ur carelessness and idiocy!

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  110. And I thought my cat wasn't bright! Poor Lola, the story about her in the sink made me laugh out loud. I think my roommate thinks I'm a little odd...

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  111. Glad you view pet ownership as being for life :)

    My mom has a cat we raised from the time she was only a few weeks old, she was the runt and her mother wouldn't take care of her. She's a bit retarded; she's sits on the table while you're eating with her eyes squinted almost shut and her tongue sticking out.

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  112. it's really sweet that you pick her up to let her eat moths.

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  113. Some of the stuff in your story is funny but some is not. You were careless enough to let your cat get into antifreeze (which she is so lucky it didn't kill her)and now you call her dumb and fat? She's a cat how smart does she need to be? And ever heard of cutting back on her food so the poor thing can lose some weight? People like you don't deserve a cat!

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  114. You really need to see my cats Dopey and Knucklehead. I'm just sayin'...

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  115. You really shouldnt have a pet.

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  116. I think he was trying to make a statement through humor. This was not just for laughs. People are the stupid ones. I'm sorry to be so blunt but this is a sad but true story to many people who give up on their pets because they left them alone to eat antifreeze .

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  117. Dear everyone,

    Sometimes when you get a cat spayed, they go into what is essentially cat menopause, get fat, and stay that way regardless of what you do.

    Also, this is basically an article about MY cat.. Except Nip didn't drink antifreeze, she's just.. special.

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  118. I love your posts about your cat.

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  119. I discovered your blog right about now, but really nice work! Seriously. I think I'll start following you now.

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  120. Your cat needs to meet this dog http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2011/04/wild-animal-simple-dog-goes-for-joy.html

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  121. You're a cunt for abandoning your cat with your Mother.

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  122. Ha! Yeah cat's are crazy, it probably got brain damage fromt the antifreeze. My cat at the moment just likes dragging in dead stuff

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  123. Love your work, keep it coming!

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  124. there's a group on Facebook you need to check out Adam LOL

    http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=group_121384927895906

    I linked this article in the group already - thank you =)

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  125. My cousin and his roommates owned a cat who drank antifreeze once. He got really loopy and stumbled into the road and was hit by a car. He needed intense surgery on his leg and kidney (? I think...). It was $3000 for the procedure! So my cousin and his band did benefit concerts to raise the money. Then after all of them finished college, they moved away (my cousin going from California to New York). So he dumped the cat with my aunt. And he's a cool cat, not crazy like yours. XD But one thing he does is he will not drink water unless it is fresh and he sees you pour it from the faucet. He's pretty nice, but that's just another story of someone leaving their cat with their mom...and after $3000 too.

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  126. I would have gone up to the window and whispered, "I know where you live now..." and walked off. Maybe that would make them live in fear for awhile, anyway. ha

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  127. The cat isn't retarded, it's blind. Antifreeze can blind you if you drink it. That's why it freaked out outside, suddenly it was in a place without walls. And all the other behaviours. Just accept that it's blind and you'll be able to accept all the weird shit it does.

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  128. i just laughed so hard i cried and (much less expectantly) drooled. kudos.

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  129. simply brilliant. I love the prose and the art. excellent :)

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  130. You are an asshole. Take care of your cat yourself.

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  131. This is so weird... I have a cat, also named Lola and the same thing happened to her (except she ate rat poison.)

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  132. Everyone commenting about how much of an asshole Adam is...really? Had you bothered to read later posts, you would have known that he adopted this cat and her sister, and loves them TO PIECES. Perhaps Lola drank antifreeze before she was in Adam's possession, which is why she was in a shelter in the first place? There are a lot of reasons people aren't able to bring their pets with them when they move: I adopted a one-eyed dog and loved him so much, but he had to stay with my mom when I moved because pets weren't allowed in my new place. Adam and his mother are providing a lifelong home for a cat who probably wouldn't have been adopted otherwise, so I say bravo.

    Adam, you're hilarious and I love how much you love your pets, retarded or not. You're committed to giving Lola and her crazy sister the love and attention they deserve, and I think that's wonderful

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  133. I have a cat that is sort of stupid, but for no reason. A friend of mine decided to help HER hunt one day, and now she wants it all the time. She's very heavy, but I hold her high up near the ceiling, while she latches onto my right arm with her back feet, I hold her butt up with my left hand, and she uses her front claws to attack things, or she uses them to also hold onto my right arm. :D Anyways, LOVED this one. I enjoy your style very much. Keep on entertaining us with your awesomeness.

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  134. AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! O...M...G...that was hilarious, i once had a worthless, waste of life cat but luckily she was very sickly and i therefore felt justified in taking her to the pound to end her life but thank you so much for this story, it helped me look back on those years fondly ;-)

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