Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Tiny Hats on Cats

A few weeks ago I got a second kitten. His name is Maxwell, and he's only got three legs. They don't know how he lost his arm, but I assume it was a shark attack, like that surfing girl in Hawaii.

I've been making tiny hats for him out of construction paper, because I don't know what else to do with all this damn construction paper. So yeah, I'm not just a writer and illustrator, I'm also a friggin' milliner. Are you jealous of my skills? Are you impressed I know the word milliner? I thought so.

I regularly upload new hats to my Instagram. Gimme a follow!

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So dapper. Ladies don't even notice his gnarly stump leg.

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Gotta catch 'em all bat at them half-heartedly and then take a nap.

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Don't drink the tea, it's full of bugs.

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He's a big fan of Final Fantasy, even though he can't work the controller.

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Pepper was feeling left out. She ate the tiara afterwards. Rude.

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Unlike the original pilgrims, he brought the natives a half dead mouse
instead of pox blankets.

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Arrrrrrr.

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I don't actually know his birthday, but whatever.
Like he even knew what was going on.

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Ugh, Maxwell. Cultural appropriation is NAGL.

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I had to make sure Pepper still knew she was KWEEN.